Oh? Kota? You are approaching me?
I cant put you in horny jail without getting closer.
Asterion - buffalo soldier
luke - american pie
Kota - blue oyster cult
Argos - pretty hate machine
Greta - talk talk
The colbalts - beastie boys
Storm - true faith
P - fast car
Robert - Burning down the house
Khenbish - I'll be lucky someday
Themba - music is math
Wolf - happy together
I'll take a stab
Asterion - Gentle Giant
Luke - Free Bird
Kota - Dragon Attack
(these two are the achievement names when you get each character to run the lounge so might as well stick with it)
Argos - Dreamer Deceiver
Colbalts - Three of a Perfect Pair
Storm - The Passenger
P - Neutral Milk Hotel
Robert - Lemon Demon
Khenbish - Dire Straits
Themba - Elephant Talk
Wolf - Steppenwolf
Anime is gay but since nanoff jumped in I'll take this as a chance to drop in some songs I associate with some
Storm & P:
Luke (courtesy of Mani's Minotaur Hotel mixtape):
It's is an asset from the game. You can find a painting showing it while exploring the valley. It was made by GigaSaddle, based on Frederic Watts painting:
Also, here's another song for Asterion & the MC. We actually thought of licensing this one for the game (Chapter 13 specifically) but we wanted a version without vocals and couldn't find a satisfactory one.
An Oh Hello's song! Let me take this opportunity and dump some tracks relevant to the Minohotel:
Their 'seasonal winds' album has the themes of cycles, similar to recursion in the story. A recurring motif is "the wheel". This song in particular calls out the ignorant and/or misguided folk that keep horrible cycles in perpetuity.
Over and over, again
We keep that old wheel turning
We spin it around!
The song is about human greed and materialism, with a hint of divine folly and our ultimate fates. This one reminded me of Clement in particular. The first part is about human toil and suffering (Clement's scarred mental condition), contrasting this with the higher powers-- the gods and divine fate. Its chorus makes a statement about men's susceptibility to greed, which reminds me of Clement's downfall.
You can't take any gold or rings further than the grave
Nothing we make can we bring, but
Still the bait hanging from the string is calling my name
And like the wind it slips again
Out of my fingers
The first parts of the song really fits the Asterion-Master dynamic in the earlier parts of Minohotel. The song is about an epiphany that was known to the singer(?), and his efforts in relaying this realization to his partner. It's about seeing things that were always there for the first time. He deliberately takes a slow, gentle approach in doing this. Pardon my excitement, but that's literally(figuratively) getting Asterion to redeem himself and realize his self-worth. The song diverges in the latter part though; the last stanzas are about the singer expressing regret that he hasn't realized this sooner and remarking on how much this has changed his view.
'Cause the more I recite it
The more you wanna fight it
The more my language is sounding fabricated
So I'll keep half of my words in my mouth
Let the syllables fall out
At a steady trickling
I'll be your roof caving in
The song is about incremental, but achievable change. This one parallels the master's belief and efforts in reforming Asterion to be the proud bull that he ought to be. The lyrics even reassure the companion and tells him to not be scared of it. This is definitely the Master's mentality in dealing with our beloved bull.
It took forever and a day for the canyons and coasts to erode away
By the weight of the ocean's cyclical motion they swayed
And though the eons may pass as slow as the sands of an hourglass
Every grain that we've counted
Claims that even the mountains can change
To top it all off with something happy, Zephyrus is here to show the end of that undeserved atonement. This time, I feel that the whole song fits the story's subplot. The companion appears to have been convinced by the earlier efforts, and finally accepts absolution. This is Asterion finally standing up beside the Master and overcoming the self-imposed shackles. Wholesome, I tell you!
What do you find within the lines of
Distant suns
And their systems
Where I come up empty?
Are we not threaded by the same weave
Of the wind
Terra firma
And unparted sea?
So let me melt down like mountain glaciers
Break the bonds
I've been holding onto
Let 'em soften me
Got rejected from my dream job this morning, made memes to cheer me up, hope yall are having a better day than me
So I was rummaging through my old books and found this little nugget from my childhood.
I can't believe how into these things I used to be
i'm impressed. if i was shown this picture without knowledge of the cover image, i would totally believe it
OH! I forgot I made a thing! Idk if this has been done yet, but behold my masterpiece 
Congratulations, you've made me make the very first meme pic for a franchise/IP in my life. But seriously a certain princess of Crete is coming off a really lot like this... Um if it needs to be spoilered. Please let me know. 
I am attempt to illuminate this mystery....
"The Tide Turns?"
Also Nanoff? Loving the boar experiencing more Fandom love?
And they are relevant to the game, too! Just imagine the old man at the start of the game saying this:
I am happy with any of the game's characters getting attention, but yes, I am of course extra happy that my efforts to evangelize furries into accepting boars as the best anthro species are paying off.
With permission from Rebyc, I uploaded this as an emote for Twitch on BetterTTV and FrankerFaceZ for anyone to add to their channel for their audiences to use.
https://betterttv.com/emotes/6677070c3a045f6dc2dc80be
https://www.frankerfacez.com/emoticon/753594-HORNY
<3
I was at a bar with a friend hanging over my shoulder when my phone got an email notification with the subject line "Khenbish horny art" and I fucking lost it trying to not explain
Well depending on how he actually went about it, Argos might not have actually lied as so much spread misinformation and some other snek didn't pay so much attention.
Like- Argos "Oh hey did you hear, it's taking longer than usual to set up, things could be delayed for an hour this year"
Other Snake- *Heads down to Chipole. *
Hello I made the most tangential, stupid-ass obscure reference that I really only expect one person in the entire world is going to get and I'm sorry I've wasted my life like this. I don't even know why I found the idea so funny.
Anyway, to that one person: This is for you. I'm sorry.
Go to 2:05 for the specific moment haha.
And for the whole movie:
see what made Luke weep.
He symbolizes a simple life of stagnation which is ultimately one we both desire and fear... and also gay butts. Mostly he represents gay butts. Ozu's still life is about gay butts, change my mind.
Finished my first playthrough (absolutely loved it btw) got my ranking and this was pretty much the first thing that came to mind:
What did I do wrong my King? T.T
Me when I witnessed our dear moo renovate his hotel.
Source https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1476752452015714304?s=20
i love and cherish asterion, but when i saw this gif all i could think was "haha asterion in the valley be like"
Mr. Bean? Or is that meant to be the actor?
I see that girl around, but I don't think I ever got who they are or from what.
Because the three characters are similarly instigators of chaotic, unexpected, wacky schemes, but for wildly different purposes and intentions.
Legitimately the most insane burn I've seen coming from this game and it's fantastic.
Altan is brimming with that specific boomer energy that compels him to say regrettable things.
Please understand.
Saying you're a bottom without saying you're a bottom. Also the Speedrunner MC is rubbing off on Asterion.
The Speedrunner is an infectious condition that reduces the IQ of all around him. He's a menace.
Truly this is how the labyrinth will be destroyed, it will become too stupid to hold Asterion anymore.
I feel like this video is calling out Khenbish as the cause of the United States' inflation:
Context: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxorgO8ZA_37Fga3p6CkXpaZeRo8SVG_j4
I feel like that tone deaf "diversity ranking" chart that was going around yesterday had memetic potential:
i will give the top rankers
Mythicality : Kota > P
Hotness: Luke = Storm > Khenbish > Robert
Lost: P, Storm > Khenbish = Argos
Dadness: Kota = Robert > P
Recursion: P > Khenbish
Actual Ability to Run an Hotel: Wolf = Themba = Kota > P
God Punching: Themba > Khenbish > P = Storm
well, it's from a betting game called "jogo do bicho"(animal game) in which numbers are correlated to animals. 24 is the number of the deer or "veado" in portuguese which also happens to be a pejorative brazilian slang for gay men. there's another theory in which 24 sounds like "coming in all fours" in portuguese. anyway, the origins are uncertain, but the symbolism is common knowledge around here.
Though he's getting the hang of it, Asterion still needs assistance operating a computer sometimes.
Master: Just tell him what you've been through.
The moo posts about his experience in the labyrinth. Troll is traumatized for life
The Evil is defeated
POV: You've finally found a way to free Asterion from the labyrinth, and you're about to go explore the world with him
AU where Black is based off of RGB colors instead and becomes a surfer dude named White, who is a reckless bunch of stupid personalities that combine into an accident about to happen.
I wanted to show out Lukes artistic side. He is usually misunderstood, at the start he was going into a cello/violin concert, but he realized as he got to the truck stop that he hasn't practiced enough, so he went in there, and he found these two good guys who were helping him tune the instrument. He didn't eat enough that day, and good thing that the other guy had a Snekers bar. What a good guy. However, Luke is a messy eater, so he splattered chocolate on him, so needs to switch a shirt.
(I did put it in Fanart too. But I think this is a fitting "repost")Absolutely impressive. I've seldom seen a meme of such exceptional refinement. This is almost a work of art in and of itself. Thank you for gracing us with this gift.
Been learning how to do digital charcoal art and been practicing cleaner lines and shading. Wanted to show love to one of my favourite VNs our there with a wholesome scene where Luke practices for important preformance. I know you guys don't really show this favourite past time of Luke in game. He loves the preforming arts and sucking on these candy bars since nuts are excellent source of protein, good way to keep up that muscle.
He is pretty good at bowing the cellos and instruments like that but sometimes he offers helpful demonstrations with hands on experience and isn't afraid of getting down and dirty with the details of the artforms.
Soon after seeing this post, https://itch.io/post/6004584 I ran into this Miles Davis album:
And just got to thinking...
Decided against making a fangame and instead made a shitpost instead. Proof of concept inspired by https://twitter.com/MinoHotel/status/1199119918563778561
Who do you think Asterion would main in Smash if his clumsy fingers could play videogames?
Now I'm happy, I completed the Asterion project, made friends with Niko, Made the P and Oscar fall in love, I punch a God... I'm happy, now I can wait until the next update.
But... has anyone here ever achieved some high score? I'm curious about your journey
This horror was created last night when me and my bull friend were talking about pressure cookers.
Less to clean, more free time. I would choose a better seat than that, maybe a comfy couch?
Gonna need to call up Kratos, all the gods are just Chaotic Evil!
Condemning innocents to horrible fates, and not even giving a damn about it!
So there is a poll on tumblr that I only just thought should be posted here-- about selecting the ideal furry husband, and Asterion is on it! Today battling against Wolf O'Donnell from Starfox.
There's only 10 hours left to vote, if anyone here has a tumblr account!
https://www.tumblr.com/bestfurryhusband/741140663058448385/wolf-odonnell-star-fo...
"Well, all right, I guess I'll give Minotaur Hotel a shot..."
*days later*
"Wow, can't believe I almost let him do that to him, he was like 20, he was going to school to be an actor, he was just a dude, what the fuck is wrong with me for even considering that grisly option."
I made this for fun lol. These are all jokes, you can have whatever character as your fav as I won’t judge lol.
Wow, that's hard to explain and the meme would lose it's charm. Long story short, it's subverting expectations by showing children demanding something in a vary harsh manner, even incorporating german language to force the cook to cook faster :D
meme by @Indeed_McKenzie on twitter
standing up for your best friend
she is watching she is watching she is watching she is w
Wisdom.
