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rate and play each others games (and tell a good joke)

A topic by The nush created Aug 06, 2019 Views: 331 Replies: 19
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please post your game ill play the game if your joke makes me or anyone else laugh if the joke is funny reply and wright haha

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A guy was riding his bicycle with his friend. He let go with one arm and said: "Look, only one arm!" He let go with the other arm and said "Look, NO arms!" He took one foot of the pedals and said "Look, one foot!" He then took of the other foot and 5 minutes later he said "Look, NO TEETH!"

I'm sorry English is not my native language so I had to translate the joke.

Here is my game if you found the joke funny:

https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/461348

haha

Submitted

Thank you!

Submitted(+1)

I don't have a joke but if u need help getting ratings here's a few pointers

0x9B6D53BC, 0x0003BAC4, 0x009EB961, 0xD004FD02

anyways lol here's my game One Wing World War

https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/461174

Submitted

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? 
A: Because he was always spotted.


Done and done my friend, glad i could help you get ratings!

here is mine, a platformer with one thing to climb and one set of precise mechanics 

https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462355

haha

Submitted

Q. How do you know the French are hardcore?

A. They eat pain for breakfast ;)

Here's mine in case you liked it:  https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/463422

haha

sorry man my computer isnt letting me run your game

Submitted

Oh no :(  You can check out a vid here if you like from my team mate:

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okay ill rate it according to that

i know i made this but heres mine

 a blond is speeding when the police pull him over (the police is also a blond) 

Police: can you give me your licence!

blonde: (looks through her purse) what does a licence look like again sir?

police: it has your face on it!

(the blonde takes out a mirror)

Police: next time you can just tell me your an officer i could have let you go a long time ago


if you liked it here's my game:  https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462132

Submitted

Joke:

Why was the programmer held by security at the  international airport ?

He did not declare anything ;)

My game:

Here's hoping you like it..........Also maybe get addicted to it :D

Game :https://vcp.itch.io/only-one-pair-of-platforms

Rate: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/461979


Submitted

What do you call a group of 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

Here's my game: https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462343


It's a jumping game with only one platform that I had to made in less than a day

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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/462672#post-867118

Platformer where you can only have one ability active at a time, and can only use it once per room! Also one hit and your dead ;) Hope you like it!

A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree. Upon arrival to the tree he started his chainsaw! "Don't cut me! I'm a talking tree" said the tree. "And you will dialogue" replied the lumberjack.

https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/461633

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Joke: Somebody wanted to have a fun, and non-stressful weekend. So he decided to participate in the GMTK game jam 2019.

I am just KIDDING, it was really fun, and not really as stressful as I thought it would be, even though I had only 1 day and not 2 since I can't work on Saturdays.

If you want to play my game, you can find it here: https://nitai99.itch.io/twisty-chess

Submitted



Which ties into our game nicely:
https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/463231



It's an enlightenment simulator. Or some sort thereof.
Submitted

Joke 18+ 

What is maximum slime? Sex of slugs spitton.

https://itch.io/jam/gmtk-2019/rate/461656