Oh shoot I stink at this game a lot

Its a pretty nice and simple shmup game, I like the art but it does become a bit too difficult to see the enemy bullets, especially when I see them get mixed with the red stars in the background a bit. I also ran into a bug where if you hug a wall the game will refuse to accept any other kind of inputs. (Example: if I press left and hug the left side of the screen, I will be unable to move upwards or downwards)

The humor is pretty great, even got a good chuckle just from reading the title and the 'lets go shopping' text,  I also like how you still get tossed into the game when clicking the settings/credits button in the menu (Idk if that was intentional but I kinda laughed at that)

overall I think its a solid game that just needs some tweaks to iron out some of the minor issues I had, nice job!

The game looks good, it is hard but enjoyable.

Nice little game but when you start the game you are a little too weak/slow compared to enemie (our fire pace made me go brrrrrr against my keyboard, trying to smash the space key).

Of course, a deep and amazing name choice.

Great work

I pretty much made the same game, I just had a lack of time to do the shop part

Funny theme!  I love the humor injected into the game.   Plus, when I found out there was a shop I really wanted to play it more.

However, the enemies take too many hits too kill and the hurt box on the player is too big.  The other issue I ran into was pressing up or down on the arrow keys has a tendency to scroll the page, even after clicking in the game window.   (i read more comments, so sorry for beating the proverbial dead horse on those issues).

As someone else mentioned, the patterns are spot on.  Really feels like an old school sh'mup.  

Beautiful pixel art (coming from another pixel artist).  I tend to go for a more chunky retro style, and the sub pixel shading and color choices were spot on for you guys!   Great parallax scrolling.

btw, im curious.....

How do the aliens know what a penis is, and why are they finding that offensive?  The 70s were a trip man, too bad I wasn't born to experience it.  ;)

Beautiful art. The title made me delay playing because I was with my 8 year old initially. 

The visuals are great. Funny writing. Good to see Raylib usage!

I love the game, the story is just well, amazing, and everything looks so polished. My only complaint is that some of the bullets are a little hard to see against the stars, but other than that I love it!

Loved the art style !

As some have pointed out, dodging is more effective than trying to shoot enemies, imho they should take a fewer hits to kill. The pattern are quite good, overall nice job !

Very polished and very challenging!, I figured out how to cheese by hiding in the top left and waiting for most waves of enemies pass hehe

Controls struggle a bit on the Web for me, for example up and down tries to scroll my browser! But I can see this is a beautiful game, moves well, enemy patterns and logic seem challenging and even with my problems I can see this being fun.

I never expected a shoot em up game to be relaxing but you know.. it kinda works! the games atmosphere is beautiful, the art and music are stunning.

the game feels unfair at times, its hard to see the tiny bullets over the (beautiful ) background and sometimes a tiny bullet clips the edge of your spaceship and deals damage, which feels bad. maybe experiment with making the bullets bigger and lowering the players size?

lovely game, good job!

The game looks beautiful, but it's a bit hard to see what's bullets and what's just the background when there's a lot happening. And the game is a bit hard, but balancing is always hard when there's basically no time. Great job!

Awesome art and sounds! was it intentional to make dodging more effective than shooting? I do like that type of gameplay more though, so good on that. 

Also amazing title

Enjoyed this; found it rather soothing to just dodge bullets and go as far as I could, as I found it rather impossible to kill the enemies.

Very cool but very hard Shmup
I didn't get very far unfortunetly (but I might just be really bad at it)
In terms of feedbacks :
-The bullets are very small & hard to see (especially with the stars moving along in the background)
-The ennemies takes a lot of hits (too much ?) before dying.
-Moving up & down with the arrow keys make the webpage scroll up and down (adding a full screen button would solve that)
-I didn't find a reason to stop shooting, so maybe make it auto-fire instead ? (or maybe there's a good reason later in the game ? again I didn't manage to get really far :s)
-Adding some some small screen shake would make it feel a lot more juicy.

Appart from that, The visuals looks very neat. the movement & it looks like there's is a really good variety of ennemy & shoot patterns in there.
Good job !

Don't hesitate to ping me back if you happen to upload a playthrough video. I'll be happy to take a look to see more of the game ! :)

Cool! Good enemy variety and funny comments. Well done!