Games... If you absolutely have to play a game, the trick is to salt it at least an hour before cooking, but preferably more, even overnight; and then to pound it out to about 1/4-inch thickness. A mallet works best, but honestly, if worst comes to worst, just get a big can and beat it up until it's where you want it to be. But honestly, why go to all that effort?
Roll d6. If you get a king, queen, or ace, games are good. If you get a heart, games are neutral. If you get a spade, games are evil. If you roll an odd number, games are chaotic. If you roll an even number, games are also chaotic. If you choose not to roll because that is against the rules, games are Lawful. Otherwise, games are neutral. Imaginary numbers are real.