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| Criteria | Rank | Score* | Raw Score |
| Comedy | #1 | 3.913 | 3.913 |
| Graphics | #3 | 3.870 | 3.870 |
| Music | #7 | 3.304 | 3.304 |
| Overall | #13 | 3.130 | 3.130 |
| Story | #17 | 2.609 | 2.609 |
| Gameplay | #23 | 2.304 | 2.304 |
Ranked from 23 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.
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We all need more Sexy Lucius in our life.
I've been saying this for four years now! Thank you for finally backing me up on this.
"YES"
THIS IS THE REVIEW I ALWAYS WANTED, AS IF IT WERE UTTERED BY HAROLD HIMSELF
Over-the-top monologuing, DBZ-level action sequencing, and ridiculous beatboxing. What's not to love?
Gameplay: There is none!
Music: It's present!
Comedy: Lucius is ridiculous.
Graphics: Low's battlers, Aekashics' boss battler, RTP battle back, and a real mountain may not make for a cohesive art style, but it sure is eye-catching.
Story: Did somebody say beatboxing? And random crotch shot!
Glad you found time to check it out KV! "Eye-catching" is a very kind euphemism!
Overall: Tastefully Sexy Lucius is one of the highlights of this jam. Thank you for blessing us with his unending taste and sexiness and also hosting Harold Jam for three years straight
Gameplay: Just sat back and enjoyed the show.
Music: Music was cool, Lucius's beatboxing was cooler.
Comedy: HALUCIUS
Graphics: Graphics get a 3. Action sequences and Lucius get a 5.
Story: Lucius is the story.
Aw yeah, thanks for acknowledging it all! I dream that my legacy is a future filled with more tastefully sexy Lucius renditions.
Hi, I am live with your game :D
Thanks so much for streaming! Wish I had made it. As the commenters pointed out, there was an ascent up the mountain, and Marsha said the line as a gab text (then she teleported away because she got fed up).
And thanks for the generous ratings! I would say gameplay deserves a 1 star because it was just hitting confirm for text. But thanks for the positivity.
Well. Then!
Mondo props to your wife for putting up with the making of this nonsense.. I MEAN ULTIMATE SEXYNESS!
Honestly this is the sort of thing I look for in these jams. Short, kind of insane, extra intense, and made entirely of plot twist.
Fantastic art and sequencing, and the beat boxing was... yes present.
23 out of 10!
Haha thanks for playing! Glad you saw could appreciate it for what it was.
Flashyness, great beatboxin and humor
So glad you enjoyed! Thanks for streaming. Was a blast.
Ha, sexy Lucious beatboxing. XD Though I didn't get to do anything. And didn't realize the ascent was at the title screen until after the credits; thought it had to be in-game.
The ascent was in the action sequence! Remember that same mountain appearing during the attack? Hope you enjoyed pressing the confirm button 10 or so times haha. I know, gameplay was not a focus on this one so a fair rating for that would be quite low.
Oh, so that's where the ascent is!!! Thanks for letting me know :D
EDIT: So I just re-watched the game, and OK, saw the ascent. Sorry, I was too focused on Lucius' sexy action sequencing to not really notice it somehow * O *
Omg! Those are some epic action sequencing! I sooo love how it's like a short-film of the sexy lucius beatboxing & heroically ending the boss. xDD He's a one-man team at this point lol! xD But yeah! That was pretty epic! <3 Amazing job Human!! <3
Thanks for checking it out my two minute film!
Nice Action Sequencing, but I didn't even get to do anything. I just watched.
Totally fair! Gameplay wise it was severely lacking. Hope you had fun with the rest of it though.
For real though, the AS was top notch. You're going out on top. The one where you are on the actual mountain was a work of art. 10/10
Man, I chose autocombat and I'm not quite sure if I should've, but this was effing hilarious and I loved every second of this little thing.
If I could go back, I'd remove those options because they do nothing! But I did want people to hear my beatboxing during the cursor movements haha.
Go go beepbox lucius. Doo doo do do do.
Go go beepbox lucius. Doo doo do do do.
Go go beepbox lucius.
He kicks and flies up the sky.
Hmm power rangers. . . wait, don't give me any more ridiculous ideas Berry!
Giving this one a 10 in every category, no I haven't played it yet
The fairest most accurate rating yet.