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If you give a mouse a cookie

he's going to ask to trascend

when you give him the opportunity to ascend

he'll probably ask for....

im not continuing this joke the whole way through

pure rat based content
rat based fascism rat based war rat based dystopia

rat core content

impossible bet we ball we ball we ball we ball

I lost all of my money on biscuit gambling, my wife left me, my house left me, my landlord left me, the universe has left me in the cold vastness of heat death and entropy. In my dubious confidence I am alone.

great game.

Really simple gameplay, completely forgot there was a map but managed to find my way perfectly fine, so I guess its pretty hard to get lost! ( this is a good thing )

Also the music was driving me NUTS, which fits the haunted house vibe I think.

Unfortunately, could not get pass the REALLY floaty movement and how seemingly hard it was to punch the lights out of people.

Also, genuine question, why are they wearing the helmet John Skyrim wears from Skyrim ( featuring John Skyrim )

Congrats on getting ~50 people to work on a single game jam!

Gameplay was fun, but the 3rd person camera was REALLLLY wonky at times.
I also diddnt really see any of the themeing in the gameplay itself, is there something I missed?

MACRODOSING ON POISON TO HIT GREG WITH THE SAVANNA SLAPPER GAMBIT

I love this game its so funny 

I like the deer skull beast i think it's cute :)

A 4TH NUKE HAS HIT THE SHOTGUN BUILD

Love this game, I'd play it even outside the game jam! I love how silly the characters are

I wasnt sure if this was really going to fit the theme until I said outloud "just one more scrap"

great job! The atmosphere really sells the idea of "ship falling apart"

although it doesnt seem possible to score above an F, maybe the ability to throw things would be good?

My short term memory is garbage, and that wont stop me from enjoying this game.

I love the art of the little dudes!

There was an issue though, where sometimes a card I wasnt trying to select grew in size, growing its hitbox and making me select it when i did not intend to.

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

nightmare chamber rotation luck

i think its really fun! but tbh sometimes i felt there wasnt a risk, like for example if there was a risk bubble right outside a hazard, it was always a heal ( from what i got, maybe i was just lucky )

also had a similar issue to someone else in the comments who could see in the dark bc of screen brightness, the one teleporty level seemed to actually lower the problem of that, since you couldnt really cheat it

Was p fun! I can imagine this in an arcade at a laser tag arena or something.

Although I'm a bit sad that the risk/reward mechanic is based on your ability to see the really good art.

Got to level 8, and got sent to gambling hell

I love the game, I can imagine sinking a lot of hours into it with more levels and stuff! Although I think the scaling of the cost of a refresh is too high, I wasted so much money on highish cost, low risk low reward gambles desperately looking for one thatll get me more points but looks like my luck had other plans.

Visuals were great, although there was an issue where the points number would turn really small or turn upside down, although im unsure how to recreate the issue.

ah damn, i was going to add a content warning but completely forgot

I learned I am TERRIBLE at WarioWare
I still had a lot of fun tho! Im impressed how much you could do in the time limit. 

There are times I had no idea what to do and what the risk reward mechanic was per microgame.

Also LOVE the art, although the music can get a bit repetitive

overall, loved it! The art especially is preatty neat

I was totally waiting for the treasure to be a biscuit, but that doesnt really matter

Loved the concept and the art (although sometimes there were issues with clarity) and stuff, but could not for the life of me get that one 3rd jump ( I am horrendous at 3d platformers, especially first person )

I saw the comment about the vertical dash bug and had to use that.

other than all that, was still p neat!

WAAAAAAAAAHH

felt like there wasnt enough indication of what you were getting hit by, still couldnt figure out if i was inconsistantly being damaged by the water or an enemy. Felt like there was never a reason to use the machine gun, as they used projectiles, had limited ammo and diddnt do much damage

other than those criticisms, loved the movement, felt really really good to zoom across the landscape

This garbage disposal is insane, no wonder the man couldnt afford a toilet... or doors

You know what that means!


FI-

lags like crazy on my mid to high range pc, but i wont let that detract from how great this short little experience is!

I cackled at the title, had to play, this is peak.

took me a bit to get it but once i did i was rolling, never won tho, i suck at snake, great game tho!

Absolutely insane visuals and audio
its all just, so uncomfortable, i love it

I cant take it anymore these drones are MAKING ME CRAZY ( I mean this positively, really fun game )

I love the funny rabbits :)

you have to discard 4, no more, no less

touching the thing and by it haha i mean the exhibits

Remind me to try it out again when the cursor issue fixed! Even with the cursor oversight I was still intruiged :3

Unfortunately I was not able to play this game to its fullest.
I have multiple monitors and the cursor is not locked, so my cursor keeps going into different monitors and pausing the game if I click off. Iirc, this can be solved through the Cursor.lockState function in unity, although im not sure if this jam will allow an update to a submission.