So funny, man! I loved every bit of it! (Maybe the hard difficulty was a little to hard, but I had the most fun playing on hard :))) )

I was laughing. If give this game more uniformed visual style -- that would be a masterpiece. Anyway, voiceover already is a masterpiece.

Haha, I enjoyed it

Was not expecting it to ask me for a premium pass to play the game.  

Cool game, and great voice acting too! I kind of wish you didn't add the screenshots of the game, since they kind of revealed what was supposed to be unexpected in the game. Overall, this game was hilarious to play, and I'm kind of sad that I only played one level of the actual game. Totally a steal of money, so that's why I pirated it. Oh well, it was secured with an evil AI.

Great loading screen, awful game. Now serious, the concept it's fun and the controls feels good. It would be nice to add some particle effects .

Took a really long time to load, and when I finally got to play it was very disappointing. I'm glad you at least put some effort into making the loading screen one of my favorite games in this jam ;)

This is pretty neat, I especially liked the voice acting lol. I think the bullets should've hard more impact such as particles or something to make shooting the boxes feel more satisfying. Other than that, well done :)

Love the idea where "loading screen" is better than "actual game".