I laughed harder than I probably should have at this, it's gonzo and absurd in the most endearing way I can imagine. 

I absolutely adore the art and the music. These combined with the very deadpan writing make for a much more artful end product than one would maybe expect at first glance. I suspect that the MS Paint graphics and silly tone belie much deeper talent on the part of the creator.

There isn't much to the gameplay, but I really hope you continue to participate in future jams, I'm genuinely excited to see what you come up with in the future.

Very silly premise, I liked it! I think you should keep developing this art style too. It has a very 90s Cartoon Network / Nickelodeon thing going on and with more time I could see a full production with it working (something like Pizza Tower)

I took the goal the opposite direction and managed to kill 630! Love the SFX :)

Nice soundtrack
It’s very fun to watch those heads explode
This is a nice horde survival game
I wish it was more challenging, I cleared it on the first run
The way you implemented the “Not dead yet” wildcard is awesome
Great game

That was such a fun game! Loved the dialogues and the cartoony art style. The upgrades were really hilarious. Great job on the jam!

hahaha that was a hell of an experience! 154 people died running into trees.. also that missile sound effect on the bullets.. I'm dying!  honestly a really fun and creative take on the theme. Good stuff!

hello america!

the only unrealistic part of this game was that the FBI didn't immediately try to shoot my dog, other than that, it was a haunting and terrifyingly realistic depiction of the dangers of creativity

This is my new favorite video game actually

wow, pretty fun idea! Trying to avoid people was pretty hard, even with the cat upgrade. The graphics are actually quite fitting, as well

This game is hilariously brutal. I love the dialogues, and also the eagle cutscene is my favourite. I can't believe the FBI agents suck so much at their job though, killed more people than me lol. Also the music is bumping. Great work!

This game is hilarious. The upgrades really cracked me up. My head didn't explode, so thanks Eddie! Enjoyed every frame.

Insane idea, i like it, fully addressed the topic, but at first i was  shocked by the brutality  =D.

really hard game to do not kill any innocent. Great job, i want more, i like the dogy<3

Loved this game! the art is so unique and i like the story. The intro dialogue was great. super creative, well done!