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HEY YOU! Do you like vijeo games? Do you like BADASS vijeo games where you shoot duendes in the head then say something totally badass like "Guess you just got BONED loel get it om om om"

Well, I can help make those badass games! I have experience with game design, level design, and writing, and I can also write shitty midis if you don't have an actual composer. Put me in your team and I'll give you a BADASS game with a BADASS story, that we can overscope and rush out the door barely finished like TRUE vijeo game devs.

Just don't put me anywhere near code. Trust me on this.

My discord username is fauxdude97, direct all veeruses there.

Check out my COOL and BADASS portfolio here if you want proof I'm not a POSER: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website

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I loved the miserable grinding sound of the music. Never should have bought that damn rubber ducky

Pretty fun card game, and I liked the different effects of each cards. Bootstrap was a really cool design idea.

absolute cinema

NUMBER GO UP $$$ TOTAL INTERN DEATH $$$ BUY LOW SELL HIGH $$$ I DONT CARE IF SHE TOOK THE KIDS IN THE DIVORCE I CAN JUST AUTOMATE THEM WITH AI $$$

Love me a good Reigns-like. Also: actual writing and not ChatGPT slop, in a jam game?! The world is healing

Very fun gameplay loop but man those circle enemies are bastards

As a guy whos job it is to shoot animators (nerds) in the head when they fail to draw a semicircle, yeah thats what i woulda done thats how i woulda done it

YEP $$$ TOTAL WORKER DEATH $$$ LINE GO UP $$$ CULTURAL AI VICTORY $$$ THE SYSTEM WORKS $$$

YEAH BABY $$$ LINE GO UP $$$ WE GETTING THAT SWEATSHOP MONEY $$$

Why doesn't the player character just pull themselves up by their bootstraps? Are they stupid?

RUN IT UP $$$ WE GETTING THAT MONEY $$$ THAT CASH MONEY $$$ THAT MILLION DOLLAR MONEY $$$

Very funny game, I freaked out the first time I shot one of those big bugs with a rocket launcher

i feel like i scrolled linkedin for 8 straight hours

mattress beef is peak character design

oondertool

switch 2 lookin tuff so far

ninendo hire dis man

we serve Fecal Funny here sir

all sorts of hideous creatures

WHEN U AT THE BLUNT ROTATION AND SHAWTY PULLS OUT THE AMBIGUOUS ORB

lala has fallen, billions must eat charcoal

bravo kojumbo

ending made me piss and shite and cumme 

hock two hah

rip cheggers 1921-2006

this game jam is OFFICIALLY satan's asshole approved

felt like i was tilting the cartridge irl, 10/10

cant believe you got THE vargskelethor jol to do va work

easiest nes game:

happiest retail worker:

i know people who put mouse sensitivity settings in their games and they're all cowards

GO MY FRENBALL

fren dredges up things that were meant to stay buried deep beneath the waves

sir the Actual Good Video Games Game Jam is down the hall

robert cop guns down freddie mercury in the fentanyl factory (heartbreaking)

ninendo hire this man

great jokes, aint gonna bother sittin through that boss cutscene each attempt tho

great jokes, aint gonna bother sittin through that boss cutscene each attempt tho

what strange creatures