I was like, whaaaaaat :D then laughed so hard :D you nailed the theme imho! It is a great concept, well executed!

Well...this game takes 'not all that glisters is gold' to another level...with a fancy menu and logo screens (that painfully show up between every start fo the game and scene). Basically there wasn't much to see beneath it.

Perhaps I am wrong, but the fact that the music wasn't off, while I turned it off in settings (which all didn't do much), and the fact that I don't have the same experience it seems as CFHM. In other words there indeed was nothing 'golden' at the end. Nice try, but not a game much.

At first I was super annoyed by devs putting their logos and splash screens in a jam game. That's nice for brand recognition for retail products, but only really wastes time in these sorts of jams. And when the 3D Weather FX played again upon game start? I nearly came here to rant at the devs for their crimes against humanity. But I persisted. I played. And I beat the game on Nightmare. And then I laughed. 

Well done team. You went in with a plan, and executed it beautifully. Good job :)

I may have shared this with a few friends outside the jam. 

Haha this made me laugh so much, omg :P

You're a genius!

Good job :)

You're clearly very skilled at UI, which is awesome the art is great - was a little disappointed that this was a troll game instead of a real game, but it was funny none the less. 

I clicked on multiplayer and it says that I need to finish the story mode. So I beat the game and every difficulty and the multiplayer mode still didn't work. LOL

Awesome!

Art is great

I beat it on nightmare first try, you might want to go back to the drawing board balance-wise. Clever concept ;)

This is great. And it is right on par for the theme. Great job.

Super funny, completely LMAO'd myself on first run through. Had to play a second time on nightmare. Great job.

I lol'ed