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This Friday: Get ready to kick some shiny robot butts!

A topic by Doborog Games created 87 days ago Views: 590 Replies: 25
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The first update since the Steam launch is small, but nice, like a partially damaged robot foot!

Here are some cool new features to look forward to:

  • The Kick Only Challenge!
  • Photo Mode: Take beautiful pictures of your robot carnage!
  • Flame Breath: Overhauled to be more useful!
  • Kick Bots!
  • Power Kicks - Kick enemies into eachother!
  • Twitch Spawn Settings - Min difficulty tier for each enemy.
  • YOU CAN KICK SPIDER-TRONS!!!!!!

Yeeeeaaahh!!! The update goes live this Friday, March 31:st.

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nice! only 2 days of waiting for those who didn't know about it :D

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YYYAAAYYY!!!

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The next thing we need is laser knuckles, then, we can replace kick only challenge with STREETS OF RAGE CHALLENGE!!!


Or Brawl Challenge, or... Fighter Challenge?



PS: We want robot laser knuckles


PPS: Does anyone remember this?


PPPS: This is not a random thought, in fact, I am thinking about the fact that Doborog already has swordless robot animations, maybe some fisticuffs might come in... in fact, they could be faster than the sword, and have more movements, like:


Standing still/moving fowards: simple jabs.



Moving backwards: SHOOOOORYUKEN! Just kidding, just an uppercut.


Left and right: Left/Right punches.

(Kickbot mk 1) WORK ON THE UPDATE HUMAN!!!!!!!! *KICKS ERIK ON THE GROUND*

(Sword mk 4) *TACKLES ERIK*

(Erik) IM WORKING ON IT OK!!!!! YOU ROBOTS ARE SO IMPATIENT!!!! *CONTINUES WORKING ON THE UPDATE*

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(Erik) OK, done! Just gotta fix the last bugs.

(Spider-tron 6000) F00L!!!!! Y000 cAN't DEFEAAAT uzzzzzz!!!!

(Mysterious Stranger) Oh yeah!? *dropkicks spider-tron 6000*

(Spider-tron 6000) waaaatt? I canz be KiCK3d nowwww???

(Mysterious Stranger) Our velocity has increased. *Jetpack kicks spider-tron into lava*

(Spider-tron 6000) Noooo00000!!!!!111

(Audience Bots) OMG! It's Bribrobot!!!!!

(Bribrobot) *removes sunglasses* I work here too now.

(Audience Bots) *WILD ON THE INSIDE!!!!!*

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(A SWAR team) *Breaks into Erik's house* EVERYONE TO THE GROUND, THIS IS THE SWAR!! SPECIAL WEAPONS AND ROBOTS!


(Erik) Wait, what kind of robots are you?


(SWARobot #1) We are SWARobots! Specialized in close quarters combat and hostage situations! We have snipers on the roofs so don't you dare do anything funny!


(The SWAR team) *points assault rifles at Erik* WORK ONTO IT!


(Erik) Come on! I already finished! I only need to do some bugfixing!


(The SWAR snipers) *point some lasers at Erik's head*


(Erik) *sighs and goes back to bugfixing*


(Bribrobot) *gets tackled by a SWARobot, with a gun pointed to its head* AGH! I HATE THE SWAR!

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(Analysis-Bot 2.0) well, that was... uh...

OVER TITANIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
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(SWARobot) You! The commentators! Where are your commentating licenses!?


(Commentatron 2.0) Mine is in the wall.. *points to a paper stuck to the wall with a nail*


(The Emperor) I don't need a license... muahaha!

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hey Analysis-Bot 2.0? i died and it is my clone?

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yeah, you were replaced because of new surpeorior software

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(Commentatron 2.0) I thought you had been sent to the Disposal Zone Arena... SWAR Team #45, can you please take him to his new commentating arena?

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(Emperor) yes, show him to the garbage room!

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(Garbage Bot from the Disposal Zone Arena, it's an Ultra Macho Garbage Bot with a BEARD) *takes Analysis-Bot 1.0 and flies to the Disposal Zone*

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is power kick a reward for completing the challenge?

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Yes!

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why is diamond the name of a tier? why is it not another metal?

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(Commentatron 2.0) Because humans like diamonds. If it wasn't an arena for humans, we would put the following tiers:

Lithium-Titanium-Chalamantite-Amperium-Omeganiumtite, The Emperor's metal

And i thought the fire challenges were hard

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Why is the Spidertron 6000 stage on bronze stage 2? WHAT WITCHCRAFT ARE THE ROBOTS PLANNING!?

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(Spidertron 6000 on bronze level) AVADA KA-BOOM!! *blows up the human*

April Fools

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Its only me that thinks that the power kick feels like a downgrade? I mean, your kicks are more powerfull but the time recovery of the enemys are the same so now even the 2 tier bots awake before you get to them unless you use the jetpack.

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How do we get the update?

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https://itch.io/t/49527/how-to-update-the-game

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Thank You