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This one was really fun, nice progression learning the patterns and building up my super OP ship (with no showers or toilets, do you want to get out of this time loop or not!?) The looping is a clever way to get more gameplay out of a limited amount of content, very arcadey. Really I couldn't find much "bad" in it, that might be down to my limited familiarity with the genre.

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Glad you had the TRUE "just ship it" experience. I question the structural integrity of some of these cupcakes

I'd love to see more done with this concept, you should definitely update it in the future

This right here is what the jam is all about. Also, what music is that? It totally kicks ass

I sincerely hope my life or death is never decided on the basis of some guy finding me interesting. Actually a little bit scary for real

Harder than it looks! The overhead throwing mechanic is really funny, first time I've ever seen an extended rotation range like that actually used. I think you hit the perfect level of jank. I wonder what the second achievement is?

I appreciate the invitation, but I'm a bit too exhausted from this jam to start another so soon 😅

RIP to my hard read

The voice acting and animations are great. There's a certain homoerotic tension between Roger and Bobb.

Among the most demoralizing gaming experiences I have ever had. I got to 69% completion before he decided to impale himself in a wall.

Something very satisfying about watching my pill bullets fly towards their target in slow motion

This looks great but it's password protected ;_;

Quintessential. Absolutely worth it getting to the end. Good luck on your gamedev journey!

In terms of the platforming, I'd say the 'bad' comes in the form of janky game design. It's got a couple of rage-game-esque jumps and annoying cycles (which, of course, are deeply charming).

I love my MS Paint prizes <3 I don't think I made enough to retire on though

I wouldn't want to quick claim crops, the whole point of the collectibles is to read the silly flavor text

• The plot is insane
• Inserting the word "homemade" is an incredible joke
• Your upgrades are negated by each customer's variable propensity for standing around like an idiot

Impeccable humor. You're going places, kid

Oh thank god, I was worried it wasn't bad and/or good enough

Slick card game = crack cocaine to gamers. Appropriately ridiculous selection. Picking cards when you have too many in your hand is very frustrating though, valve pls fix

Agreed!

Honestly, not bad for an hour

Love the literal interpretation of the modifier, and everything you did with it from there. So many beautiful moments where my obvious questions were immediately answered. "Wait, isn't this a terrible idea?"

Super fun, super jank, super complete. I mean, you have tutorials and everything! The only thing more fun than watching my friend play this was playing for myself. My one critique is that holding Q while using WASD is absolutely brutal.

I know CSGMesh when I see it

I wish i could do that in real life

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I'll chip in exactly that much for the development of Rods of God 2: Cylinders of Satan

Great work, the game is super funny :D My defeat at the hands of the bear was so humiliating I had to go try again after I collected my banana split ingredients

Scratch represent 🙏🙌 I like that the best way to lose bullets is not shooting

Fantastic. TIP: Hold left arrow to establish a bizarre state of affairs

That jump is exactly the kind of jank I'm looking for. Marvelous.

Glad you enjoyed. The game would definitely benefit from a more dedicated tutorial section, but letting the player screw up catastrophically a few times is perfectly on theme >:) 

Thank you! I will not confirm or deny whether the game is just an elaborate excuse for the credits sequence. If the pun is too much for you, you can take the more straightforward interpretation of having to ship hastily chopped-up clothes.

I didn't see the game shrink on my desktop but my friend did on their laptop, I think it might be specific to 4K monitors? I'll have to look into it 🤔

I see other people commenting about the 'sleep' game tripping them up, I want to state for the record that I read it correctly every time but after about 5 rounds of it I couldn't resist losing on purpose. Worth it.

yeah...yeah ur right though...........

Absolutely perfect. Doing a whole WarioWare knockoff for a game jam is really ambitious, and you executed it flawlessly. My entry is inspired by the series as well, but moreso stylistically.

I got to 73 and drew a cheeky smiley surrounded by worms

I love the animations, Mr. Juggler feels so alive. His concentrated look is very funny. I managed to get up to a hundred by getting two balls in approximately the same position and bapping them repeatedly, which led to a scene where a dozen people were gathered round watching this guy do something completely unimpressive

You did a bery goob job

They must make all their money from venture capital because clearly they're not making it from me. Also, I love you too.

A DOLLAR?