Weird! I found the problem too, but I can't explain why. I re-compiled from the original Twine file and it should work now.
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Dear Team NoIdea,
Physical abuse of children is vile. I'm appalled that you've decided to play it to comedic effect (and to a certain extent that you included it in the game at all). Next time you make a game that normalizes atrocities, please think through why, and to what end.
The creators of No Pineapple Left Behind