Haha, thank you for playing. The plot is indeed juicy.

Once this is fleshed out a little more, it will be a great game. I like the music too. Triple 5's on this one.

Game froze at the top of the 2nd inning. I was losing anyway.

Very very cute design. But very very dull gameplay.

"Your video card driver does not support any of the supported Vulkan or OpenGL versions. Please update your driver or if you have a very old or integrated GPU upgrade it."

It's a laptop, so integrated GPU, but it's a HP EliteBook, so it's got pretty decent specs.

Thank you for playing! Yes, this was made in BASIC, so it would fit right into those old magazines.

Both players were coded to be evenly matched, but yes, for some reason it's super easy to beat all of the Chimps. Mysterious.

The Skyrim chapter is very relatable. For me it was Minecraft, but that chapter explains my experience to a tee. Not a fun time in my life.

Cool concept, but my game froze when I was just about to get my 5th element.

Edit: Ah, "In development". Cool.

Huh.

Oh man, can't believe I missed that! When I have a day off I'll fix it. I might be able to remove case sensitivity altogether. I wasn't very good at coding way back when I made that.

Thanks for playing! It was fun to make these.

100 Points, hell yeah. 

Now I know what it like to shoot bab.

Thanks for the support, Yam! I liked them a lot too when I was a kid (also as friends).

 I made Dancing Squidly Jones back when I was 16. It's fun to know that people are still playing it.

Thanks, Yam, I appreciate your support! 

There should be more Slime Mold video games. They're such cool creatures.

Pretty easy, but kept my attention long enough to beat it. I liked how you handled the health indicator.

I'm surprised this one isn't getting more attention. Out of all of the FPS's in this jam, this one has been my favorite so far. Very moody, not generic, it's just cool!

Works pretty well on my crappy phone. The pixel art looks great.

Ha, thanks a lot. This jam is always a super fun challenge.

Thank you very much for the kind words. I spent a good deal of time on the laser effect and I'm pretty thrilled with how enemy behavior turned out. The strengths you mentioned have me very excited to continue developing this game.

Very beautiful and very easy.

Happy to hear you enjoyed it! I can never get sick of ASCII.

Love the pencil sequence. Only complaint is that there wasn't 2 minutes of horrible tape-loading noises :)

Excellent sprite art, great music and sound, unique mechanics. What a great game!

I wish there was a way to undo store purchases immediately after buying. I thought the tile for tile was the other way around, and then lost horribly.

On level one I had 1 Left, but it never spawned.

Thanks a lot!

And I do too! I always make ASCII games, but there's a big difference between 80x50 and 8x8. The worst part about the dimensions is that there's no center.

Did you try it in Wine? That worked for another user. 

I almost always make Linux distros, but I'm moving and my Linux machine is in storage. Sorry!

That chicken must really be a dumbass, because it isn't crossing the road at all.

Good lord, the character's move speed is SLOW! I didn't get very far.

I was just thinking last night, "Man, there was no NSFW restriction, yet nobody made any sex games. What's the internet coming to?" Looks like I missed this one.

The sprite design was very very well done. I'm not into the whole furry thing, and I'm sure a lot of people will give you a 1 just for that, but this is some of the better sprite work in the jam. 

The lady tweaking her nipple til she squirts milk is a weird porn trope. Did she just have a baby (litter)? Ladies don't cum milk. Oh, also, I wasn't able to play as the guy. When I close and start the game back up it auto-chooses lady.

What is this a remake of?

Anyway, what an awesome game! The sprites are adorable. The music worked perfect. I've played a lot of rhythm games where you can't tell what groove you should be following, that was not an issue with Chiptari Woman at all. My one complaint is I thought it was too easy, but it's a game jam; I figure you'd have different difficulties if there had been time. 5/5/5/5

Great pixel art and really cute music! They go really well together. I think a good balance was struck between keeping sprites large enough to be cute, but levels were small/simple enough to not be overwhelming with the 64x64 restriction.

Excellent pixel art. The palette looks really nice too. I like that the chef just has a giant mouth in the middle of their kitchen.

I'm not sure what my problem is, but I didn't have any sound, and after about 10 minutes of play the game crashed (there was just a blurry Drillbit logo).

I'm using Vivaldi (a chromium browser).

Cute game. The mechanics were fun. The flooding water was a nice touch. The sounds and music fit in really well. My only complaint is that it was really easy. I was able to pretty much travel in a straight line and still was able to afford everything in the shop.

Thanks for persevering! I did pretty awful the first few times I played it, but now I can ace it.

Great idea!

That worked. The game is sadly unplayable for me. I'm getting extreme amounts of slowdown any time an enemy is on screen.

Might need to up the difficulty. I got through the first two levels without taking any damage and by only using the axe.

When I tried to run the .exe it said OpenAL32.dll was not found.

Thanks for the feedback! The enemies do have specific behaviors. The most common one aims for the corner of the player in an effort to dodge getting zapped by their laser. I think people get so used to really stupid enemies that just sit there waiting to get shot that these comparably smarter ones put people off.

The speed of the enemies will definitely improve once I don't have to be limited by the 8x8 screen.