Haha, thank you for playing. The plot is indeed juicy.
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"Your video card driver does not support any of the supported Vulkan or OpenGL versions. Please update your driver or if you have a very old or integrated GPU upgrade it."
It's a laptop, so integrated GPU, but it's a HP EliteBook, so it's got pretty decent specs.
Thank you for playing! Yes, this was made in BASIC, so it would fit right into those old magazines.
Both players were coded to be evenly matched, but yes, for some reason it's super easy to beat all of the Chimps. Mysterious.
Oh man, can't believe I missed that! When I have a day off I'll fix it. I might be able to remove case sensitivity altogether. I wasn't very good at coding way back when I made that.
Thanks for playing! It was fun to make these.
Thank you very much for the kind words. I spent a good deal of time on the laser effect and I'm pretty thrilled with how enemy behavior turned out. The strengths you mentioned have me very excited to continue developing this game.
Excellent sprite art, great music and sound, unique mechanics. What a great game!
I wish there was a way to undo store purchases immediately after buying. I thought the tile for tile was the other way around, and then lost horribly.
I was just thinking last night, "Man, there was no NSFW restriction, yet nobody made any sex games. What's the internet coming to?" Looks like I missed this one.
The sprite design was very very well done. I'm not into the whole furry thing, and I'm sure a lot of people will give you a 1 just for that, but this is some of the better sprite work in the jam.
The lady tweaking her nipple til she squirts milk is a weird porn trope. Did she just have a baby (litter)? Ladies don't cum milk. Oh, also, I wasn't able to play as the guy. When I close and start the game back up it auto-chooses lady.
What is this a remake of?
Anyway, what an awesome game! The sprites are adorable. The music worked perfect. I've played a lot of rhythm games where you can't tell what groove you should be following, that was not an issue with Chiptari Woman at all. My one complaint is I thought it was too easy, but it's a game jam; I figure you'd have different difficulties if there had been time. 5/5/5/5
Great pixel art and really cute music! They go really well together. I think a good balance was struck between keeping sprites large enough to be cute, but levels were small/simple enough to not be overwhelming with the 64x64 restriction.
I'm not sure what my problem is, but I didn't have any sound, and after about 10 minutes of play the game crashed (there was just a blurry Drillbit logo).
I'm using Vivaldi (a chromium browser).
Cute game. The mechanics were fun. The flooding water was a nice touch. The sounds and music fit in really well. My only complaint is that it was really easy. I was able to pretty much travel in a straight line and still was able to afford everything in the shop.
Thanks for the feedback! The enemies do have specific behaviors. The most common one aims for the corner of the player in an effort to dodge getting zapped by their laser. I think people get so used to really stupid enemies that just sit there waiting to get shot that these comparably smarter ones put people off.
The speed of the enemies will definitely improve once I don't have to be limited by the 8x8 screen.