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Thanks for streaming! Really fun to watch. Oh and you can blame our animator for making the penguins dab. That's all on him 😂 

No animals were armed during the development of this game

I LOVE THIS! The entire concept of being the one to place the obstacles in a Takeshi's Castle kind of game show, but then it's also a Lemmings cross-over, and there's a banana host. Deserves more votes!

As a vegetarian, I found this offensive. But also kinda fun! Feels kinda cool to be controlling two hands at the same time. Nice work!

You could call Disney for a Marvel license and turn it into the official Ant Man game 😎It also took a second for me to figure out that space was dash (the sign said "s"). But really cute game! The mouse would fit in really well in our game.

Itch told me this page was "quarantined", but I downloaded the game anyway, and I'm glad I did :) Really interesting spin on a platformer! I do think the jump should be a lot less weighty, that would make landing the jump a lot easier. But wow, you created so many levels! I also spent the entire jam doing level design, but I only finished half a level haha. Nice work!

PHYSICS :D Big fan of the avocado pixel art. I managed to balance the cat on top of the avocado and won the level. Really nice job!

Really nice to come across something relaxing and non-challenging between all these submissions :3

Such a mindfuck! Took me some tries to get it right. Also, kinda disturbing that you find a "stop" sign in the middle of the road and just drive past it. Sounds hazardous. But anyway, really cool submission!

Cool art style and cool music. Looks like you spent the 4 days well :) Nice work

This is SO great! So elegant, with only 2 inputs. When my body swayed the other way I went all "WAAAAHHHH", but then when you manage to save it you can do a full horizontal charge! Really original idea! Something completely different than what we did.

EDIT: Got my gf to try 2 player mode. Even more fun!!!

After my 4th attempt I managed to finish the first robot in time, and after my 7th I managed to finish a big robot.  The snapping sound was great, but snapping sometimes got in the way when I didn't want it to snap. Really original take on the theme, really different than ours :) Nice work

Wow that's a huge compliment 🙏 thank you for playing!

Thanks! The team went really wild at the "The only thing that could have improved the game". We took that as the greatest compliment. Thank you! ^^

Really cool idea! Super relaxing! 5/5 creativity. I wonder what the game would have been like if you added everything you wanted to add.

Love from Rooibos Games <3

Cozy game jam game! :D Why didn't we think of that. I wanna make something like this some day. 

Glad to hear the geese sounds gave you nightmares. That was our goal going into this jam 💪Nahh but thanks for playing! :)

Nooooo I got stuck just before the aquafer! Really cool to see the roots up top grow thicker :) I mole would fit right in with our game as well. Nice work!

The penguin is soooo cuuuuuuuuteee!!! We've also got a penguin in our game, but yours is definitely cuter! 

Hell yeah! I'm chewing on humans faster than they replenish. Super polished game! Almost even crazier than ours haha

THOSE WHEELS ARE TERRIFYING!!! And in retrospect, we should've added those eye birds to our game as well. Really cool game, really cool sprites!

You took the time to show the entire line when you click it 🙏🙏🙏 (but rotating the tank parts also skipped the dialogue hehe). Really cool that you integrated dialogue like this. Gave me red alert vibes!

That moment the map grows, I was like "oooh!". Interesting how you made it turn based with a time out. It's like a board game with the way the pawns move. I might have broken it by dragging too many buildings into the world, but oh well. Nice work!

I love Suika! The giraffe is my favorite. He (or she, ehem) told me how penguins warm their feet :3

Dear Josef,

Thank you for informing us about the text falling off screen. However, this was an intentional design decision on our part. You can purchase the "Correct Text Rendering DLC" for $29.95 at https://fu.com/microtransactions or upgrade to FU premium to get the premium UI experience.

Best regards,

Timmy Yankee, Customer Service FU

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Dear mr. Amirave,

The allegations at the address of Friendly Unicorn Inc. regarding the cracking up of players are completely groundless and utterly false. Anyone spreading such rumors will be challenged in court and subsequently prosecuted.

We thank you for playing and hope you abandon this witch hunt.

Sincerely,

Tony Beloni, Legal Team FU

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Dear Joney,

Saluting is forbidden during working hours. You're fired.

Regards,

Heinz Reinzich, Human Resources FU

Dear ex-employee,

Thank you for balancing the difficulty of the lootboxes so well during your time as lootbox operator! We understand that operating 3 lootboxes at once is a difficult task, which is why we chose to let you go and leave the lootboxes up to the employees who did not COMPLAIN about the difficulty of "operating too many lootboxes" and just DID AS THEY WERE TOLD.

We thank you for having been part of the FU family and wish you luck in your next endeavor <3

Heinz Reinzich, Human Resources FU

Dear mr. Núñez,

On behalf of the FU management we would like to thank you for your kind words. Although we know you are contractually obligated to only speak positively about Friendly Unicorn Inc. we still appreciate the gesture. However, your use of the word "bizarre" to describe our product is an OUTRAGEOUS violation of article 26.C of the game's terms and conditions and will be met with a $1,400,000 fine. Payment is due in 36 hours and triples every 6 hours past the deadline.

Thank you for playing and have a nice day!

Tony Beloni, Legal Team FU

Dear Exylost,

We are sorry to hear you lost the game. However, any allegations regarding "rigged" loot boxes are false and will be challenged in court. Our general advice to losing players is to "git gud" and try again! Friendly Unicorn Inc. would like to thank you for spending all your income and encourage you to come back once you've taken out a lone so you can finally get that StabCrab™!

Sincerely,

Tony Beloni, Legal Team FU

Dear former loot box operator,

Your eagerness to work has been noted. Although we do not have the budget to hire more operators at the moment, we do have an opening for an unpaid internship. You'll be in charge of operating 15 loot boxes and personally responsible for any financial loss caused by frustrated or satisfied gamers. Please sign the dotted line to start your internship:

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Sincerely,

Heinz, Human Resources FU

SO CUTE! :D

Reverse drawing is actually pretty fun (especially when you're done with a drawing and compare it to the intended drawing and it looks completely messed up haha). I only guessed 2 drawings correctly, but luckily the game didn't punish me for my failure and just moved on. Really creative take on the theme! Nice work!

Dear Dorncog,

For failing to provide proper support to the customer named "Whale" we have decided to nullify your contract as a lootbox operator, effective immediately. As the defaults of the contract specified (in the small font down at the very bottom of the contract), all salary you received over the past months will be transferred back to FU Inc. We thank you for having been a part of our family and wish you luck on your next endeavor.

Sincerely,

Heinz Reinzich

Human Resources FU

Writing the emails was the most fun part ^^ Thanks for playing!

Thanks for the kind words :)