I managed to get 13 minutes and change. This was great. I liked having a "racing" game with zero time pressure and a weird gimmick. Especially since I'm bad at racing games!

The varying terrain made for a lot of challenge, and on times where I managed to maintain a good speed, I could drift around corners and glide through obstacles in spite of my janked-up wheels. Other times I flipped upside down going off a ramp and absolutely ate it. Was happy either way. A little music, some more hazards and some recursive level design and you'd have a hell of a rage-game on your hands.

Also, loved the aesthetics. The foreground trees were dense enough to be hazardous which quickly gave way to the wall, and the distance really looked like deep woods as a result. Amazing use of limited assets.

i genuinely love the idea that something you type gets transmogrified into a physicalized object based on abstract criteria. imagine ToTK but your creations are based on text/voice input with you having no rewrite abilities. better choose your words carefully. 

that is the best idea here. 

WH33L!!! :3

That is a real funny car.

I nearly got launched to space twice, when makes my rocket piloting better than my driving for this game.

what a goofy concept, good job implementing the text analysis! got 11:06 bumbling around and avoiding the obstacles. i gotta work on my public speaking skills man :^)

this one was super cute, I love this use of text analyzing, good job !!

I love literally everything about this game's concept!! It was fun barreling down the dirt roads bobbing up and down. I think a tuned-up handling model and some more transparency during the press conferences would go a long way.

Love this idea, but I could not for the life of me get a press conference to go well. Passed the finish line at an absolute snail's pace of 12:36 after bombing every interaction >_<

Funny concept, A+ name, and the fact that the wheels are Wheels was great :D

Super fun game, so bad I can't make these press conference good x) I spent more time rolling and flying than on the road

It's so obvious that this game needs to exist now that it does, but only Nick could have dreamt of it before the rest of us.