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Which Theme did you choose to implement in your game?
Epic Quest to Buy Milk
Did you implement any of the Bonus Challenges? And if so, which ones?
The default protagonist is used, and the "You are going to prison for a long time, scumbag!" line makes an appearance.
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Very funny game!
It's amazing how you took a bog standard RTP protagonist and made him funny in the way that you did.
The first scene where the Reids where introduced I laughed so hard and nobody had even spoken yet.
Overall a very nice and funny short game. Thanks for making it!
Thanks a lot! I'm glad you liked it!
This had me giggling the entire time, but also damn... the Reids are making me want to go buy milk.
It is, indeed, a good idea.
Also thanks a lot! I'm glad you liked it :)
Jesus Christ. Unsalted Mashed Potatoes? That's a level of Hell I wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemies. That prison guard is not to be messed with and here I am messing with him.
Definitely not recommended. They taste so slimy...so plain...and yet so chunky...
Did I mention they're unsalted?
LOL I hate mashed potatoes in general actually. It's just mush in your mouth. Not even slimey. At least slimey things like noodles has an umami factor. Mashed potatoes are garbage lol.
I can eat them with bread, after adding salt, pepper, and nutmeg. I still don't understand how some people just eat them with a spoon.
See, as an American, they say the trick is to add butter to make a creamy sensation but that just makes the mashed potatoes worse for me. I don't think I can handle it with bread either. I don't mind mashed sweet potatoes/yams/taro but for some reason the regular russet just makes me recoil in disgust. I will rather die than go into that prison you created. Give me the chair because mashed potatoes are nasty period.
The chair does sound like a good option when they also have the mush that tastes like oatmeal and the mush that tastes like egg cartons