such a MISS

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and feast your eyes upon the magnum opus of gaming brilliance: My Harold Jam Entry. This game is, without a shadow of a doubt, the pinnacle of interactive entertainment, a masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of mere software to become a veritable tour de force in the annals of gaming history.

Let's begin with the graphics. Oh, the graphics! They are nothing short of a visual symphony, each pixel a brushstroke on the canvas of a digital Michelangelo. The characters are rendered with such meticulous detail that they seem to leap from the screen, breathing life into the game world in a way that rivals—and perhaps even surpasses—the latest AAA titles. The environments are lush, vibrant, and intricately designed, each scene a tableau of unparalleled artistry. One could spend hours simply marveling at the sheer beauty of the landscapes, the stunningly realistic textures, and the breathtaking visual effects.

And the music—oh, the music! It is a celestial auditory experience, a harmonious blend of melodies that would make even the great composers of yore nod in appreciative awe. Imagine if Beethoven, Mozart, and Tchaikovsky were resurrected and tasked with creating a soundtrack for a video game. The result would pale in comparison to the aural perfection of My Harold Jam Entry. Each note is a carefully crafted gem, each composition a timeless masterpiece that elevates the emotional resonance of the game to stratospheric heights. The music is so profoundly moving that it lingers in your soul long after the game is over, an echo of divine genius.

Now, let us delve into the gameplay, which is, quite frankly, a revelation. The mechanics are so innovative, so refreshingly original, that they defy the very conventions of game design. The first battle alone is a masterclass in strategic depth, with Harold and the Bats engaging in a ballet of tactical brilliance that will leave you awestruck. The hit rate set to 0% is not a flaw but a stroke of genius, a deliberate choice that challenges players to rethink their approach and adapt to a new paradigm of interactive engagement. The gameplay is a seamless fusion of challenge and reward, a delicate balance that ensures every moment is imbued with excitement and satisfaction.

The narrative is an epic saga, a tale for the ages that weaves together themes of heroism, sacrifice, and destiny with a deft hand. The dialogue is sharp, witty, and profound, each line a testament to the writer's unparalleled skill. The characters are richly developed, their journeys compelling and deeply affecting. The story unfolds with a pacing that is both exhilarating and perfectly measured, drawing players into a web of intrigue and adventure that is impossible to escape.

In conclusion, My Harold Jam Entry is not just a game; it is an experience, a journey into the very heart of gaming excellence. It is a testament to what can be achieved when creativity, passion, and technical prowess come together in perfect harmony. If you only play one game this year, let it be My Harold Jam Entry. It is a masterpiece of the highest order, deserving of an unprecedented 15 out of 10 rating.

Bravo, developer. Bravo.

I can't score this a 1 star in comedy because I cannot believe someone would earnestly make a game as... uh... challenged as this
so it did make me laugh at harold stuck in the endless abyss of Miss Bat

What?!

This is the best game in the jam! It's a work of pure genius! 5 stars across the board!

Overall: Uuuuummmmmm

Gameplay: Is the battle a softlock? Everything I do misses!

Music: MY LEFT EAR MY LEFT EAR WHY IS THE BATTLE THEME ONLY IN MY LEFT EAR AAAAAAAAAAA

Story: Pretty much none.

Graphics: Somehow a little nostalgic! Reminds me of games I used to make when I was a kid. That bumps my rating up a bit.

Comedy: Funny in some sort of meta-ironic way.

I have questions, but not the strength to ask them. No thanks.

Dunno why, but I got a good chuckle form this game. 

1/69, i couldn't beat the bat

text was very legible

i like dthe custom art, thank god it isnt that deafult rpg maker graphics s***