I really like the play on words in the title, that's a really clever touch!

It's tricky trying to re-wire your brain to the controls, and it's just difficult enough to really throw you for a loop at first, but I got a slightly higher score each time I played. 

Obviously, there's not a whole lot of depth to the game, and the pre-made assets don't mesh perfectly, but all in all it fits good enough for a jam game.

Also, I figured out that if you stand on the ramp you can position yourself in such a way that the monsters won't make contact with you, so you won't take damage and can just shoot them as much as you want. I don't know if that exploit was intended, but it was a fun little discovery! lol

Bold to subvert the controls. 

Honestly though, I think it was a poor choice. Not being able to control a game is more frustrating than fun.

Your visuals are smooth, and I like your monsters!

Interesting, I was able to stay alive decently long by not moving at all and just shooting from the camera and causing lots of explosions.

We messed with controls as well, but only in shorts bursts of time so that it wasn't too disorienting.

Honestly the controls just came off as annoying,