10/10 would recommend this piece of hot garbage to my friends
Play this garbage
Sidewalk Shuffle Simulator's itch.io pageResults
Criteria | Rank | Score* | Raw Score |
Innovation | #62 | 3.733 | 3.733 |
Game Design | #83 | 3.733 | 3.733 |
Theme | #122 | 3.733 | 3.733 |
Overall | #135 | 3.533 | 3.533 |
Graphics | #169 | 3.733 | 3.733 |
Fun | #211 | 3.333 | 3.333 |
Audio | #385 | 2.933 | 2.933 |
Ranked from 15 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.
How does you game fit the theme?
It's a terrible game. How though? You are controlling two people at the same time. Still is a pretty meh game. Some people may be confused by it >.<
Did you write all the code and made all the assets from scratch?
Once upon a time, in a land far far away. I was seated quietly and still amid the quietness and chirping of birds. I was ready. I'd woken up at the crack of dawn and decided to take a cold shower. But then there it was- the beautiful elegant computer screen in all its glory, calling for me to make a video game.
Would it be good? I wouldn't know.
All I knew is that it would wind up sort of unique and nice and somewhat elegant. So on I stumbled into itch.io having switched it on, immersed into the worlds of the internet when I found the elegant brackey's gamejam.
The theme was quite interesting and I wouldn't let it slip by. Slip past!
Off I went, typing into my computer- looking for ideas, Walking through the dark pitch of wordlessness.
Then, I remembered that I hadn't yet taken a shower. And so I did.
Soon after, I ran back fully dressed and ready to create a dazzling masterpiece.
What would it be?
It would be this game.
I jumped into my retro engine of choice- TIC-80 or tiny computer 80 and proceeded to create a gargantuan piece of work. Well, twas not as gargantuan as some others that helped me learn but this was somewhat gargantuan.
I'd scoped far past the ceiling, wanting my limit to be the sky, but it winded up being 4 days of the brackeys gamejam, for I'd missed one in the pure joy of procrastination.
Then I made things. And wrote things.
And soon I was done.
Now, submitting to the jam, I lie quietly, hold for the loud cracking taps on my keyboard as I try to flock ideas in. Trying to write something that might spur something new out of this. Something quite golden.
I would be surprised if you'd read until thuus far, but indeed I'd congratulate you. I wrote a lump of nothing to express how much work I did, and knowing some did a lot more gratifies as well as mortifying me a little, but all I want to say is whenever you're judging a person, do realize the amount of work the project has had. Not just me, but for the beginners of the medium too.
And if you are a beginner, hey. Feel free to continue striving. My game is garbage but yours doesn't have to be.
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