Why was it somehow better than randint's and cloudi's game? I don't even have that much criticism, since the fact everything is kinda ass just plays into the joke.
Voice acting: I won't talk about the contents, but since you already started it would have been nice to have some idle dialog while you do whatever task it is you do for the level.
Settings Menu: You could have like at least changed the background to the same blue, instead of leaving it with just the default gray.
Jumping: It felt a little awkward, a higher jump, higher gravity awhile falling and a bit of hang time could have gone a long way. Though it was unnecessary for the most part, since you could reach most orbs from the first step.














