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didn't think anything was specifically difficult and ive never played those but i played pogo3D, id say pogo3D is about 10x easier to control than this game

i'm still not sure what i should do to fix the reloading thing tbqhwy lad

if movement was with WASD what buttons would shoot and jump be :? arrow keys or comma and period keys :? i'll add that as well as showing that gamepad is an option cuz man ppl rly hate arrow keys.

i kept trying to read the books with R but then i was like "oh yeah it's" S but then S wouldn't work because i had already pressed R

this cunt is really bad at climbing ladders

i got the password osc4r0 after beating a level but using the password put me at the level i already beat, dunno if intentional

is this supposed to be like the last gaurdian or ico

what does bonka smell like

the character controls like ASS, i'm randomly flopping around, i'd have just as much luck progressing by wiggling the joystick around with my asshole (like your mom did to me)

also it's unclear that you can control the green stick because it never tells you

i quit when i got a cookie but couldn't figure out how to use it

pressing spacebar never does anything iduno prolly firefox's fault

HOLY SHIT A CAT

yeah but ur supposed to kill the guys

unless you were doing a pacifist run then damn gj

sick fuck

why is the crane empty half of the time that i click

why do i combine abunch of circles just to get a useless fucking barrel that just gets destroyed by a random meteor, but the meteor doesn't destroy the big evil radioactive circle but instead makes it bigger?

why do the bombs sometimes explode and sometimes not

MONKEY????

my highscore is 1,260 and i'm not sure if this game is supposed to have any logic but i think i like it more than i hate it

wtf the boss just disappears when i kill him

it was a 10/10 until i got stuck infinitely in the starting cutscene of watching the thing jump off road and then stuck on the ladder, but please put some shorts or something on this girl, i don't wanna see her nasty snatch

also just stick a microphone outside when its windy and put the recording in the game for instant 10/10 atmosphere

collect the poster to get the mission to find a donkey

find the donkey to hear his anecdote and get 1 of the secrets (except i forgot to make the result screen actually track secrets found on that level)

bro i aint downloading this f*%#$*@ sh$%^ on my computer

it's no P-06 but its a neat prototype 

definitely ought to be able to return to the running animation from a spin dash by pressing the spin dash button again, instead of having to press the right trigger

-revolutionary system for reloading melee weapons

-the control scheme damaged my spine and gave me carpal tunnel

-i was trying to figure out why my axe wasn't strong enough to get me through the wooden barrier but then i saw the "M" on the hat and realized my bare hands are obviously stronger than the axe

dude he ate that cat

why does butchering the rabbits give me hatred, i was just a lil hungry

music is all 11/10

i think my only criticism is that this game forces me to endure turn based combat, but for turn based combat it's pretty good

game is epic, i hope sarah does good at college

i joined the cool guys club

dont really need the kick to activate super jump if crouch already does

don't really need jumping after superjump to activate super jump if crouch already does

oh i guess flicking 180 also does superjump

ground pound doesn't hurt bad guys wtf

am i supposed to be immune to gravity when crouched? if you slide off of something while crouched you just float, same for sliding while stunned

BOUNCING OFF OF WALLS WITH THE KICK MOVE MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH MY COCK, I'M MOVING AT 0.01 MPH AND I GET BOUNCED BACK 5690MPH

pink doors broke

if i ever see this game again and it still has fall damage i will send you death threats

its like pretty good though, except if there's going to be no turn control in the air there should be more forward and backward control in the air

camera decided to stop following me here

rabbit man likes to clip down into platforms that are moving upwards

holy carp its so hard to tell where the frick i am during the internet level, my eyes are confucius

but by that level i was loving the game even while i was fricking hating it, which i REALLY didnt think was going to happen while i was bashing my head into the sewer walls 200 times

it wasnt even so much a normal learning curve as it just seemed misleading. in the game you're moved towards where you're looking and pulling back goes up, but going off actual pogostick logic you should move backwards in that scenario, not gain extra height. its like wtff? ? why i go that way??? i pointed opposite ?? so itd just make more sense if instead of a pogostick it was some kind of a clown unicycle rocket thing or something and you named the game "clown unicycle rocket thing 3D" but like whatever, only noobs dont master the controls by the time you get to the cyber hell lake

but i woulda frickin QUIT if it wasnt for the LUDO aesthetics of the sewer level, so im assuming thats why you shoved the hardest bullpucky into that section without easing the player into it at all

more like project bull shit

yeah its pretty epic

i forgor to fix the invisibility glitch

i forgor to add laser bullets to eviscerate and get rid of the shark bodies

dust only appear when you land on floor with great horizontal speed 

OOK i just looked at it again and i was so confused because it shows ZOE's head on the moveset of the motorcycle guy, it never says what moveset goes to what character so i just thought the face of the char was the indicator of that

also it says i need 50 METER to do a move but when i had a big 50 on the left side of my screen i couldn't do any special moves, but i think its actually talking about the tiny meter under the health bar, which is confusing because the number 50 doesn't really mean anything to me in the context of a red bar, unless it says 50% METER, it's still practically invisible next to a giant health bar and giant combo counter thing tho

i lost my health in the air and fell into a pit and had to restart to get out

on the first picture of the ending where the green horned girl is meeting all her new friends it didn't show the cow girl so i was scared she wasnt gonna come back , but then it showed her in the next picture so it was HAPPY END :D

ummm iduno what a handheld windmill is and i don't know what "references" ppl are talkin about so maybe this game is 2 smart 4 me and flies over my head but its still literally liek a 10/10 vn, mostly cuz i got to rescue my princess frankie into an elevator

I only ever played as the sword guy because he's the coolest (zoe is weird name for him)

its a crime to put an S rank in a game and not have it be a shiny color to seperate it from the rest, i actually beat the first boss and all i got was a lousy ass white text instead of a yellow text

ummm game is pretty good i guess though, i got stuck in the floor one time cuz i stopped sliding while i was under a small space

oh yeah also i had 0 idea how the moveset works 

oh also how tf do i save a webm of this game in 2016 and the title is still TBD

i thought the plant elevator was spiked and would kill me if i jumped on it

why does a man who can jump around and do pull ups die to a bee

iduno how to use green save spot

the room of a thousand lasers was MEGA EPIC and BRILLIANT and if i'm being tbqhwy lad the rest of the game in comparison was kinda yawn cuz i just kinda ran forward with reckless abandon because i'm invincible, the axe man's big kaizo burrito on the other hand was a bit TOO exciting (specifically being FUCKING INSTAKILLED by axe man) [i had heart palpitations]

oh and the visuals are an obvious 10/10 and the music is epic but i hardly stopped to smell the flowers because they're all hellish death dimensions

i successfully banished the evil red cubes  down the giant slide from mario 64 but still couldn't remove the one stuck in my ass

scuffed 0:31.58

https://files.catbox.moe/ucj268.webm

also i thought the billboards were just really hard to hit but after opening the game again they were all in slightly different positions and broke normally, weird bug

was a fan in the first few moments and an even bigger fan after getting them platinum scores

favorite part was definitely the combat mission, i could get blue+red and rain down on them from above or get green+yellow and camp inside to knock them off the edge (i think that counts as a kill?) or dash around with pink+green and snipe, MEGA EPIC!! though hitboxes seemed to be paper thin, i have an easier time hitting people going mach 12 in quake live. the biggest issue i had was i wanted more feedback when hitting an enemy.

i was definitely initially confused about how to equip weapons, why there was a slowdown effect on me sometimes, and i think i was dying alot without realizing it because i'd get like 70k points and not have it count as platinum and not get why.

90% of my deaths were being 1cm away from getting a ledgegrab and falling to my death, and there were times where i felt like i lacked control or went a little too fast but i think that's a good thing, it keeps it exhilarating and tough to nail that perfect movement. real men use green+green and lose all turn control and go even FASTER.

also the basketball mission is IMPOSSIBLE and i will never reach 12/12 records because of it (tho i'm only at 10/12 and don't know where the other one is)

maybe lose some speed when hitting an enemy with the green weapon? would feel more impactful and would help to not fall off the edge so easy

could be more obvious that the pink weapon has 3 different power levels

it took until i beat the game to realize that the brown snake chasing me was the roots of that tree monster above me

does that mean the player is the subterra interloper and the monsters are peacefully in their home since it doesnt attack the monsters?

i'm not rly a fan of light hearted comedy stories but i still genuinely kek'd and lol'd more than a few times

they truly did become a great detective club.......

wtf A rank

you are the most accomplished hair receive bullet player

unironic 10/10

the opening between legendary trial and clockword foyer are 1 tile off being the same size so if you jump from left to right and you can wind up inside the single extra tile of the opening

also i feel like i punch too fast, please add a hat that slows down punching speed to balance this

man i hated the purple cunt before she crashed the game on purpose