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Maybe try this thingy: http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-plot-ideas.php. It seems to give out short, extremely random plots, that could actually make good Bitsy games... maybe.
Yes. But I’m out now.
My escape was not easy. Those cringe compilations were impossible to not laugh hysterically to.
I realized that my only hope would be to remove my own vocal chords.
I was very nervous that night. I had convinced my captors that the plastic utensils made me swell, so they suppplied me with nice, sharp metal ones.
The surgery went horribly wrong.
I was rushed to the infirmary, bleeding like a dog in a blender, but they managed to fix me up. One small problem though; they could not fix my vocal chords.
Without vocal chords, I could not laugh, so their ‘Try not to Laugh’ challenges were useless to me as a form of torture.
So, they let me go...
To normal prison, from which I am now writing this from.
Send help and anime.
Everyone, this guy is serious about the laughing thing.
I laughed and was soon arrested by the local police, who handed the case over to the FBI.
In order to "reform" me, I have been forced to win 10 'try not to laugh' challenges, in order earn my freedom.
I am writing this from my cell. I have not won any yet. Please, send help.