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Absolutely beautiful. I think I got about 22 or so tables successfully served before the wandering patron got stuck on top of my head and I could no longer move in most directions.
-- Epsilon

i done got crimecaught in my own houseroom :(
-- Epsilon

Well, the scares certainly got me! I laughed too at the horns bit. But then... I got stuck. I managed to gather stuff from outside, buy some tables, and place things on said tables in my shop, but they would just disappear randomly with no feedback at all that anything of substance had actually happened. My coin count didn't even go up. So I'm not entirely sure what it wants from me past that.

Ok, this is a fun little time. The hand-drawn art is really super charming, and a lot of the UI sounds being just your voice is a fun decision. The gameplay is pretty solid too, having to keep track of all the closest players and what obstacles stand between you and them. Plus that darn dog lol. I feel so bad though, because I kept getting poor Helga out first every single round
-- Epsilon

Interesting premise, but I got stuck very quickly and could only figure out the dynamite and fish trophies. With your apparent number of possible actions so low and the lightbulb exploding immediately before I can figure out what else it does (since clicking on it DOES rotate it), I'm not really sure where else to go with this.
-- Epsilon

Incompatible with wine, so can't run on linux

Kinda wish there was an endless mode. Very fun

I'm not... exactly sure what I just played. But it was fun.

ok went into the game files and realized it was just a renamed godot exe so was able to run it with wine

...then promptly fell through the ground when I tried to use the tree

Yeah uhhh
Not able to get this one to run :P

Believe it or not, it was Clarence's decision to hard-code a 20FPS framerate. Despite Bubsy3D running smoother than that. The huge spikes you got, on the other hand, were in fact WebGL being wack. We have since added a .exe download which should run much better.
Glad you enjoyed the game otherwise!
- Epsilon

Being a furry artist comes with the "adhd" status effect, unlocking the "unhealthy levels of hyperfocus" ability

0/10 why do I have to kill the hot bug men /j

very good game!

game doesn't seem to launch

The voice acting is perfect

Game? No. This is a work of art of the highest caliber. To merely call this a game would be a grave disservice to the medium as a whole. Thank you for bringing this creation to life.

interesting

I meant more... "where is the goal"

can't make it past level 6 since there's no directions

Installed on Linux (Pop!_OS specifically, if that helps) and I can boot it up to the splash screen, but when I "press any key!" like it says, nothing happens. It just... doesn't see my keyboard, or something. Idk. Will try again on Windows tomorrow

-- Epsilon

We had planned to add short button-prompt instructions for each minigame, but didn't get around to it unfortunately. The "do nothing" minigame is actually a "click when the bar is as far to the right as you can get it" minigame. Sorry you had troubles with some of them lol

- Epsilon

Glad you enjoyed!
The door does not function on a per-minigame basis, but rather works on a cooldown after it opens. Remember that you can close your laptop too when you hear someone walk by, and you won't get caught while your laptop is waking up.

- Epsilon

Is that a good or a bad thing
- Epsilon

The game doesn't actually end, unfortunately. We planned for there to be a timer that issued a game-over after it ended and counted up your completed levels, but we didn't have time for it.

- Epsilon

The levels repeating is actually intended. The first five levels are hardcoded as a tutorial of sorts, and then it starts giving you random ones. The original idea for the game was a random gauntlet against the clock (hence why it never ends) but we ran out of time before adding the timer. Sorry.
And yeah, I would have hoped that the board could have been a bit faster and tighter but apparently Godot's physics are wack.
- Epsilon

always good to see more dragons

Very fun, wish it was longer/infinite

Fell through level three

Pretty fun, but it's hard to get a hand of how movement affects the die's number.

Also, +1 for dragons :3

Hard but fun

Very polished

Birbs. Adorable. 11/10.

Fun, but the music was far too loud.

You, uhhh...
You should think about changing the player's name. It's really close to being a bad word.

Pretty fun. The music probably shouldn't restart every time a level loads, though.

Pretty fun, but it's nearly impossible to lose.

Pretty fun, but I got the die stuck in the wall

This was the greatest, most amazing, most perfect game I have ever played. No other experience is even remotely comparable. 11/10.

In need of some optimization; game started to lag before the box was even filled halfway

You need to upload a .zip file of everything in the build folder