Ok, I'll played the game. And the comment of @Aerow resume perfectly what I think.
I can understand your choices to respect the game jam theme. But the theme should be used in a positiv, funny, constructiv way. The theme is here to help you to think differently, create something original. Not disabled the player.
Don't take it negatively please. Just trying to be honest and to help you ;) Hope you understand !
The negativ, but constructiv comments are the best to improve yourself and your games.
You did a good job in 48h, it's a great idea. But there's a lot to improve I think, good luck !