The description mate! I already saw more shitty stuff on itch, i actually liked your game. Theme fits and it is funny and when I lose, I become tilted (got that? Because... balance?). What do I need more?

Good theme interpretation. Do not try to implement difficult highscores… With just a few lines of code you have just a simple scoreboard, just locally.

This game is so bad it's good. I like the concept, and balancing was surprisingly difficult. My high score: 177.