I thought I had it made.

A healthy relationship. A big house. A loving family.

I thought I was living my best life.

But that was before I discovered Did You Know That Gray Goblins Do 3 Entire Hearts of Damage?.

This game is not just a thrilling adventure through a little-discussed subset of the Crypt of the NecroDancer universe, but it is also secretly a fantastic educational experience as well. After playing this game, I felt that I had gained an immense amount of knowledge that could help me improve my skills in not only NecroDancer, but any video game ever made – and perhaps, indeed, even my everyday life.

I will never see the world the same way again.

Thank you.

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