Great, short game! Loved the writing: it's exactly the type of humor I like! It seems like you made everything yourself which really adds to the charm of the whole thing. Also, I appreciate the simplicity of the game design and controls.
Only problem was I encountered a bug where very often music tracks overlapped on top of one another. Not sure what's up with that. I noticed it after dying to the first boss.
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