Does what it sets out to do, my only complaint is that with the distractions you need to tap specifically on the [X] to close it, rather than tap-anywhere-to-close which feels a teeny bit more """fair""" in my mind?

Good work on styling the newspaper, I could recognise the Daily's front-page advert from a mile away (sadly)

I hope this work was cathartic in some sense, looking forward to your next project :)