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Pretty good game, love the art (probably the strongest asset, it was great!), and the sound design is perfectly Spelunky Classic/pos, but I have a few issues:

Conceptually this game encourages you to either play like the sex scenes don’t matter (like my first play through), or instantly reset once you see one (like when I was grinding for P rank)

Additionally I had an issue I couldn’t recreate, where a bat had left her screen, and then upon combing back onto the screen, she appeared inside of me, instantly started a sex scene, except she and the player became invisible for the scene, which never progressed until I pressed q a bunch.

Also the slimes confused me a lot until I saw the gallery and read how to fuck them,its not much, but I thought I’d list it along with my complaints

I know I went more verbose with the complaints, but that’s only because I really liked a lot of this game and I’d love to see future games from Bit Assembly grow from its few but major mistakes. <3 – CocoWaff

Ah sorry for the confusion! The key itself is perfect. Its how there seems to be a delay between when you press the button and when the plant grows and that straying from the plant in this timeframe cancles the process. (which was a more common issue on the platform stalks than the bouncy vines weirdly enough)

Hard as heck! espically since the market dosent start until a bit in. also not enough variance in the companies to make any real money, everything feels like a long term gambit, which makes it so hard to stay alive in the moment.

It was short but sweet! I liked the premise, it was a bit too easy, but overall I did enjoy it!

Loved the visual style, puzzles were kinda free, but I did have to think, so decent job there. I’m realising that the constant movement of the board makes the mouse sections hard to pull off at times, and could definently lead to motion sickness, so only real suggestion would be to add an option to turn that off.

this is so fun! I love big truck! the controls are so nice, love that music. I played these flash games a lot as a kind, so this pulled on my heart just a bit. (also for the record, I beat the game with big truck and aeromobile. tried with the shopping cart, but nah that’s gotta be impossible.

This game was not fun, it was confusing to figure out what to do, and even then the detection on the enemies is not easy to understand, sometimes the dont see me and im on top of them, sometimes im 20 feet away from the nearest one and i hear those alarms going off. also i lost my isotope to a wasp throwing it into the void.

man is this game HARD, but I loved it! wish there was a way to go full screen, but nevertheless I had a ton of fun (ps I’m Coco on the leaderboards)

not fun, the modeling work was great, and I liked the music a bit, but I was just confused, and it seemed only possible to lose if I fell asleep whilst playing, because keeping the guns topped off isn’t hard, nor is tending to the generator.

pressing e to take and give and take life is a bit wonky, but movement is fine, a bit heavy but it works. audio was a bit lacking, but fine cause the music was perfect for setting the mood.

Looks and sounds amazing, wish I could play it. :<

i liked the gameplay loop but I feel like you’re just thrown into the fire too quickly. additionally my finger was getting tired of spamming the shoot button shot speed upgrades only make that worse.

love the art and audio, the music was good too, really enjoyed this game, only gripe is that it kinda feels like there’s nothing to progress towards. no level count, or score really to keep me going.

I liked the dialogue, I love it when arcade games like this try and have a story. I liked the endless mode for when I didn’t want it aswell. the music was ok, but the sound effects and art were top notch. I love the minimalist aesthetic. I think the controls on controller are a bit finicky, but the mouse and keyboard controls are really good.

EDIT: forgot to add, i got to wave 32! kinda wish it kept getting harder, but I liked it nontheless.

This game is cute and charming, did have to mute tho as the audio got annoying. I think the gameplay loop could be fun if you could place slight overhangs to help prevent situations where you get stuck on a tower with no way to expand.

Lastly I just got so confused trying to figure out why sometimes i can place 7+ blocks and other times its as little as 3. just feels like sometimes the game wants me to lose.

liked the concept, but it felt directionless, it was hard to control, and the fact that enemies only have a chance to give you bullets means that you can either never run out, or run out instantly and have to run through the whole game with no way to hurt enemies.

best is 75720, great game, easy to pick up, once you learn it it feels like you can go for a while, but any slip up brings you right on down. love the music, love the art, and man do i love this game’s character.

yes actually, I don’t think the dimming effect majorly affects the main puzzles (its mostly timing puzzles anyways), so it seems like something that would work imo.

dislike the mouse only, wish i coulda used more arrow keys cause on a computer this feels bad. audio also kinda sucked, the kill sound was so long and sounded wet, did not like. also idk what most of the buttons do in the clicker segment.

just not that fun, would have enjoyed something broken up between different levels more. also the heart beat effect was just distracting.

pretty fun overall, i liked the stars in each level and the words between each level, had to stop playing becuase of the screen dimming effect was giving me a migrane in conjunction to the bright white used everywhere

pretty fun, but kinda feels like im working towards nothing.

this is just asteroids, and since there’s no cool down on shooting, so easy that I didnt need to gamble to stay alive indefinently

gambling max gamble becomes free after a while, and the goal is stupidly high that I’m not gonna sit here and grind 100k guesses to get it.

It was very complicated.. I didn’t even really know what was happened and I read the tutorial

while a fun idea, slots are so rigged i never earned money…

after a bit the gambles are free and its kinda a boring, also i accidentally hit restart cause i was trying to spam gamble.

It’s ok.. doesn’t really fit the theme, and you kinda just slowly run out of health no matter what.

It’s ok, pretty basic and kinda random, but I respect it

Pretty basic, but i loved pulling crap out of the bag and seeing if I could even use it!

Very fun! It’s deceptively difficult to lose sometimes, so that kept things fresh!

I feel like I should have been able to see something to tip me off for who was likely to win (even if it wasnt gaurenteed)

very good, got 501300 balls due to an oversight in the skill check (you dont get punished for misinputing, so you can just spam every key)!

for proof: image.png

it was fine, but it could have used something to spice up the gameplay, currently you just pick the lowest card and hope to get an ace

i like the idea, but it wasnt very fun cause I could never win…

i enjoyed it a bit, but i wish you got gambling trips back, also if there’S 0 bets, you can spam balls, and then swap to betting everything to get near infinite fuel

very accurate to the theme, though to a flaw I think… it was kinda boring…

very UI intensive and not that fun…

If ya let me play die, this would have been so fun…

very fun and good game, love the art, and it kept me hooked, surely i’ll win it all back this time…