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Love the game, but really? Giving a heavily pregnant woman Pizza and cookies and soda?!!!!! Couldn't you have drawn meat and vegetables or something! I found it annoying and just plain bad information to gamers!

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Better than giving her pickles

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That's all you have to say?!

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So...you want games to teach you a healthier way to live. I guess that you would like porn games to force monogamy onto the MC. In fact NO SEXUAL SITUATIONS until both the MC and the LI have been to the doctor and received a thorough and complete physical and STD tests. Have the MC in bed every night at 8:30pm sharp. No alcohol or drugs. Use condoms and/or birth control pills. Make sure that their diet is nutritionally sound, with no more than 1800 calories per day. They should work out at the gym regularly. Ride a bicycle everywhere. And they should probably also grow their own vegetables in order to guarantee that the "organic" produce that they eat is actually organic.

That sounds super fun and exciting! Dumbass.

How about teaching people to enjoy their lives, and NOT being a preachy little bitch? That seems like the ideal way to make a game, a book, a movie, an internet post, or pretty much anything.

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Let me quote some dumbass named 'Merlin:' "As much as I wanted to laugh at you're post, you are right.  Games have the opportunity to teach the gamers a healthier way to live." D'oh!

YOU are the one that said Johnny was right for wanting games to teach people a healthier lifestyle.

Furthermore, that you are a Patreon simp for 25 games PROVES that you haven't got the sense that God gave to a rock.

Ha ha ha ha  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, Merlin, deleting your own posts is the very height of cowardice.

It's perfect for you.

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Ever heard of cravings? NEVER tell a pregnanat woman what to eat, or are you suicidal? 

Maybe you need to experience life a little more before you start giving advice.

Well, at least I'm not the only respondent that isn't a virgin.

Yes, my partner and I had 3 kids, so we know about cravings. You might like to know is while she says a pregnant woman "could eat any old shit", she agreed that the combination chosen in the game was "unrealistic".

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Yes. Pizza, cookies, and soda. What an unrealistic combination of foods.

Apparently both you AND your partner are retarded. May God help those little idiots that you claim to have sired. Their ONLY chance is that your partner has been cucking you with Neil DeGrasse-Tyson!

I'm a MAN, I can't even possibly get pregnant. But those items would be an acceptable Saturday night dinner/dessert combination.

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personally i took the food selection as a tongue n cheek joke of stereotypical pregnant junkfood

Why can't pregnant women have pizza, cookies, and soda?

What kind of idiot thinks that the food depicted in a video game (especially porn) is an educational guide?

What kind of moron thinks that pregnant women should be kept on a strict diet with no tasty junk food.

The good news for you, Johnny, is that you'll die a virgin. Otherwise, you would be bankrupted simply due to the number of divorces in your future.

See my post above. Married with 3 kids....! Obviously you're the 60-year-old virgin. Not me!

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Oh my, it was said on the internet, so it MUST be true! It's a good thing that there is no way to post false information in one of these forums. LMAO

If you were actually married with 3 kids, you would KNOW that getting between a pregnant woman and her cravings is the quickest way to divorce court, or maybe the morgue.

Hell, if you had an IQ even into the low double digits, you would know that video games are meant to be light hearted entertainment, NOT vehicles for social conditioning.

I truly hope that you are lying about having kids. Otherwise, with you guiding their development, they will grow up too stupid to remember to breathe.