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Why can't pregnant women have pizza, cookies, and soda?

What kind of idiot thinks that the food depicted in a video game (especially porn) is an educational guide?

What kind of moron thinks that pregnant women should be kept on a strict diet with no tasty junk food.

The good news for you, Johnny, is that you'll die a virgin. Otherwise, you would be bankrupted simply due to the number of divorces in your future.

See my post above. Married with 3 kids....! Obviously you're the 60-year-old virgin. Not me!

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Oh my, it was said on the internet, so it MUST be true! It's a good thing that there is no way to post false information in one of these forums. LMAO

If you were actually married with 3 kids, you would KNOW that getting between a pregnant woman and her cravings is the quickest way to divorce court, or maybe the morgue.

Hell, if you had an IQ even into the low double digits, you would know that video games are meant to be light hearted entertainment, NOT vehicles for social conditioning.

I truly hope that you are lying about having kids. Otherwise, with you guiding their development, they will grow up too stupid to remember to breathe.