reading your " Game journalist style " review " made me cringe so hard, my eyes sucked into my SKULL, and popped out the back of my head.
why don't you self-advertising people ever talk liek REAL PEOPLE? eh?
" this game is neat, I liked the art and it's a cool concept "
nah, let's cram in a bunch of ham-fisted craptastical puns to show how " cool " I am ! please.
Also I'd liek to add this is not a darn thing like COTN, unless you use the very basic qualifying factor of " you kill stuff to music beats "
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