I swear, if there is no Viktor costume available, I'm abandoning Halloween. My parents force me to go t' o' t'ing every year, regardless of my adolescence and the fact that none of my classmates even do that anymore. If I say no to t' o' t'ing, they're just gonna call me an "emo f@ggot like every kid of my generation," and make me go anyway. They always suggest the stupid lame kiddish costumes, like the ridiculous tight muscular Batman and Superman costumes, or something stupidly generic like a police costume. The costumes that I like are the cool dark ones, like Ghostface, Nightmarionne, SCP, etc, but my little pussy parents say that I'm going to have suicidal thoughts and become a school shooter for wanting to dress up as something badass with a bit of edginess for once. The f*ck do they know? They're Christian hypocrites, like 99.99% of every Christian that ever walked the Earth. They call you out for sinning, even they do questionable, stupid, and unforgivable sinful things themselves without even admitting it, am I right? I will only go as Viktor, whether my heretic-ass parents allow it or not!!!
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1. Upon sinning Christians usually try to fix their actions or learn from their mistakes, sincerely trying their best to do good even though they're fools.
2. No-one's gonna recognise you as Viktor Strobovski, and the one person that by little chance passes you by and does will probably think you're a moron. Especially for picking such an unpopular character since nobody around you will get the joke (and we all know how they're ruined when explained).
Also Pluto, you really need to be gutsy. Like the one time I got SO angry that I decided to go on a killing spree with a knife but didn't end up killing anyone before I found myself calmed down in the mental ward. Like, don't be a little pussy. Be a little rebel.