So I managed to lure Erie into her room...Basically I just ran around counterclockwise when I entered the library, looking for doors, and fled into her room before she caught...me. As it turns out, unlike in Christmas Curse, the stripy background doesn't pull itself up in parallel. Erie just phases her head through the wall. We should get the stripes to pull the top of the door up again or just make a taller door. Also, as it turns out, she didn't care. She just did the usual aaaaaaaand complained to Angell in first-person about things not going her way as the manager of the library when in reality nothing will go her way until she halts her job either by getting distracted or by leaving the library for a bit. Anyway. There is a screenshot of her about to phase through the upper wall with no choice but to exit the dead-end. Programming-wise.
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Boy, am I glad no-one read this comment. I counted it wrong.
So for no reason I decided to go and see who would attend the Christmas party.
There are 11 seats, and Erie isn't sitting on one. So let's count how many people have attended during the decoration: Viktor (1)
Mr. Cleany-Clean (2)
Mr. Mix (3)
(The characters are acting like lions by the way. None of the males above do anything but wait around at the table while the females are going around decorating the school.) We know Marzia and Alice eventually arrive. That means there are two spots left. Here is a list of candidates: Grandma
Albert, Fleshy, Antibreather, Gingerbread Man and Follower are totally ruled out because otherwise we'd have truly fourth-wall-breaking content like the kind of thing Hwang Ponimator does. Absolutely everything would grind to a halt just so the cast can have a Christmas party before going all Antichrist and killing each other again. Well, Grandma, Grandma was the first person on my mind while thinking this up. Grandma doesn't seem to do much in the school, but she sounds like an important family member so she's definitely taking a spot. Out of the rest, Priest and Helpscreen seem to be the most likely to attend the party. After all, the Priest probably has multiple connections with God and Jesus and other holy antisatanist deities, and Helpscreen is another fellow teacher who is a tutor. But the Priest is a character you can only see by opening a door and being lucky for a split second, and Helpscreen teaches the game as a whole, being on his own and probably oblivious to everything else that's going on. I once had a thought about how Helpscreen (or Laura) might be the final teacher of the game, there to test you on either everything, or a highly specialised field. No, not DJing. (wait actually that would really work for Helpscreen lol casual guy) Anyway I think the Priest is the one taking the last spot. After all, the Christmas Curse is CANON. And the rest (Puppet, Doggos, Smile Wolf, Gregory) are just random characters and obstacles in the game that have probably just as much meaning as the drawing of the pig on rollerblades from Antichamber on a message that says "some things don't have a deeper meaning". I mean, Doggos and Smile Wolf not only lack a knowable occupation in the school, but they kinda lack personality and backstory. And the other two...are...well, it just wouldn't make sense. They're both too poor and shallow for the story. Angell is too but at least she's actually freaking OP.
Behold, the Truly a sight to behold!
btw if you look closely you can see Phonty trying to get in. He and Puppet would've got in by now, but he's stuck in an "OPA" sign that spawned when we got Marzia to bust down a door. Great construction work for us.
i didnt know you played marble marcher
Grammar fanatics: "You're"
People those fanatics look down upon: "Your"
-People who make that kind of joke because they think they're so good at making memes
By the way, we have a bit of a problem (and currently, it's only fairly small). We're starting to have a bit many foreign students coming to the school. This is a problem because those students that enroll will become confused and clueless as we can only teach students in English and, recently, Русская. This means that we cannot teach these students how to behave, spell or even read/listen properly, causing the consequent anger of the staff to induce an unprecedented number of deaths. That leads to more corpses to clean and dispose of as a result of our impulsive bloodlust. Now since this problem is currently small, we can still get the Janitor and a few collaborators to clean these messes up. The Janitor, however, is more accustomed to scooting around the school at high speeds, golfing/hockeying litter into trash baskets as he passes by than bagging bodies, sending them to large bins, hideouts or storages and mopping up flesh, blood, organs and whatever else remains. Recently though, information about our school has been shared and translated to a Japanese website. This may lead to what begins a low increase of Japanese students attending the school. The school's information board is written in English, but there are usually a select few students that don't seem to care, despite speaking another language completely. Anyway. Yeah.
We know you must continue to expand your curriculum with Miss Alice, and even have reminded you to do so as you continue to ship small additions to the school instead. However, it would be somewhat...well...appreciated (I couldn't find a better word) if you, Laura, could do something simple.
All you need to do is accept the offer of me getting a few students who speak English and other languages to contribute by sending you translated transcriptions so that the staff may use these transcriptions to assist foreign students who would not understand otherwise. You may or may not oblige but I suggest that you best finish renovating the third storey first so that Miss Alice may finally have the chance to graduate other students.
All you need to do for that is let me get a bunch of English-speaking not English-native AEWVS fans to send you translated subtitles so you can just pop them in the game and poom! We're all set!
But, let's (actually me) be honest. I probably only said all that because I got disturbingly annoyed when this one Chinese guy didn't know how to spell and got eaten by Mr. Mix and then Sivil000 made a Japanese Wikia for AEWVS that I don't want him/her to wasted
all a bunch of his/her time on because (s)he asked me whether they should just scrap it and it would suck. And of course not even Marzia's unnervingly fast metabolism rate can prevent her from consuming so many students that she gets fat. If they even bother or manage to reach her. Anyway. Yeah.
I let the gingerbread men take all the trees and put them in the cracks.
There should be a special fifth ending that occurs if you ruin Christmas because you didn't fill any cracks and/or allowed the gingerbread men to prevail. Like the 666 ending, or the Head Teacher ending up sentencing you to death because you ruined everything. Bonus points if you have four alive gingerbread men in your inventory and make Erie sad as well. (Actually, you probably have to make her sad so she doesn't spawn infinite trees, and to ruin her Christmas spirit.) By the way it should probably happen as soon as there are less than 16 trees left available.
Also it will be very easy if you don't talk to the Head Teacher before you're ready. Or maybe it could be so that Erie doesn't do trees and the gingerbread men don't spawn until you've talked to the Head Teacher, and after that you're able to select gingerbread heads and bodies and combine them to recover them.
Also, I found out that it is that all living gingerbread men become inanimate (as if they were in your inventory, but on the ground) if all trees and decorations are gone.
How to access doughnuts early (before creepy ending):
1: Prepare yourself for possible suicide
2: Get at least one stamina item (mandarin/chocolate/muffin)
3: Be one sticker away from finishing every decoration
4: Inititate secret ending
5: Go to between the cauldron and the wall (towards the gift room) to confuse Phonty and make him bust down the door to the gift room (bug/glitch)
6: Place down the last sticker so Mr. Mix unblocks the entrance to the delicious doughnuts
7: Rush away, go around the table to dodge Phonty and go to the end of the gift room so Phonty gets confused AGAIN and breaks the door to the doughnut room (bug/glitch)
8: When you're ready, get the heck out of there and run around the table again
9: Go to the doughnuts room and get confused because Viktor didn't even turn evil yet and mrdrnose says his outfit should be on the floor already
10: Unless you gave yourself enough time after swiping the doughnuts to escape just before Phonty gets in, prepare to die
11: Added bonus if you actually escape with the doughnuts early (eat one for more stamina)
Also if you do this and keep running away he'll survive the disappearance
Also, if you look in the game files, you'll find a non-decapitated and non-dismembered sprite of the protagonist in the pose (s)he's in when (s)he gets cut open by Viktor in the game over screen. Can you find it???
Also it's weird how everybody calls them "the pines" instead of "the trees".
Anyway seriously. Why--why would they just, like, go and all decide to celebrate Christmas and just straight-up "take a break" from being evil? They've, like, straight-up murdered teddies (and a lot of other kids), summoned Lucifer and/or Satan, got abominations, and other crap. So if they are ACTUALLY taking a break to go and celebrate Jesus, those are some Hwang Poninator antics right there! I mean, gimme one good reason. Yeah. Anyway bye
You have, like...
I would say...
Um... 19 hours to do whatever. So, you can, um, complete Viktor. If you want. (also it's christmas not crhistrmas, and the timer to go to the dining room doesn't pause with the game)
Also I don't know why HELPSCREEN and the PUPPET and the PRIEST and DOGGOS and SMILE WOLF and GREGORY aren't there but, whatever.
Also, why the HELL is Watcher celebrating Christmas? Watcher is from hell! And... they should be, like, supporting the Antichrist and good old Lucy and stuff.
So there's 2 or 3 endings? Well crap...Anyway, also have a quick question, is the content in this DLC canon? I mean, like, are the characters from in the DLC completely the same and not of an AU? So I can add content into the Wikia without seperating them?
Hey, hey, hey. Hehehehe... Random person reading this comment.
I DARE you to contact Dr. Oku, tell him about the comment below and ask him to make AEWVS almost as popular as BBIEAL. I don't really want to do it myself because I'm a coward and don't want to get into it, but if you're up for it, go and do it! >:D
(BTW, I'm serious. When I report random things and comment about it, I always provide proof with screenshots. So you should too when doing this! It helps so much!)
Well it was my idea because the comments section felt like it was dying out anyway, and also there were way too many spoilers. Which I realise doesn't help that I keep posting stuff I did in the game in here, but, yeah, something had to be did. Discord would just let everybody talk in realtime and keep active conversations going. But then it got detrimental because everybody was like "FREEEEDOOOOM!!!!!!111!111!!" and started talking about NSFW stuff and Pokémon and I got pissed and left (because of the former BTW). Anyway. Yeah. Also while I was there (for like two or three days), I was on the server FOR AGES. If I was still there it would be always taking up half of my day.
I went to hell!!! I'm so happy :D :D :D
(there is a random clock in the sky)
Oh, and, I found lots of glitches/bugs. First is that if you press E and R at the same time quickly enough, you can turn absolutely anything into quarters. (Try it.) Of course I already said that but also, I could pause, restart the level and end it whilst in the Red Forest. So, fix both of that. Luckily I now keep records of all my AEWVS save files!
Also, I never found Watcher.
Just before, I realised: I knew AEWVS for ages. Nah, not really fam I only knew it since just after it came out. Which was just over half a year ago. I probably just wasn't aware of what Christmas actually does and I realised:
I, COULD, HAVE, WISHED, TO, SANTA, FOR, AEWVS, TO, GET, MORE, POPULAR. ALMOST AS POPULAR AS BBIEAL. Which is ironic considering the game revolves around...well, has about five spinning points around satanism, because Santa is probably a Christian or something. Also he'd think whoever sent the letter was a total nut, considering the game probably has a rating of, I don't know, R17+. I only remember the television classifications, and is a random game on the internet with tons of copyrights.
Also if you haven't noticed I'm first on the Wikia lol
(delete this comment if you want if there's too many spoilers)
I have more duplex centidollars, or rather, quinvigints.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WELL DONE! (Seriously!) LOL! That was clever! A psychological trick! Ever get curious?
Then, be a Little Pussycat and DIE! That's what I did! I beed the cat! And not just that! I did it by going to LIL PUSS MODE to make it easier for myself! Because you know what I did?
I went into Marzia's room!
You know what was there?
AAAAAAAAAAAART!!! I feel like I need to stop this. Like, stop bragging or something. I don't know. I mean, I'm a few steps away from being the #1 user on the Wikia (and recent interuniversal studies conducted by researchers without a life show that with 100% certainty I'm gonna rave when that happens). But I think it was a secret. I was considering taking a screenshot but it took me 5 whole seconds (while I unpaused the game) to think so Marzia consumed me dead. But I feel like I'm the first one ever to find that. After all everyone would rather go and meet Alice and do something BIG, rather than play the role of the cat, and give their life to see A PAINTING. The fact that I did it in Lil Puss mode just fits everything further and further together. I bet you everything I possess (all of my accounts, data, hard work, memories and life) that MIX UP GAMERS didn't find that. And he's the biggest YouTube AEWVS player ever so...
Do I get a prize?
Meh I suppose! I mean I already looked at the painting! Also I have no idea how I could give you all that stuff if I'm wrong soooooo I guess the bet's off the table. And I feel like I'm gonna end up spamming the comments section so I may as well stop.
EDIT: He DID go in that room! But the painting wasn't there at that point so...now what?
I may as well give you my two cents.
However, I am now (going to be) very rich thanks to a glitch, and that is repeatedly to ditch with quite a hitch like a witch...
(So I have a lot of duplex cents, or rather quinvigints, to give you!)
I can turn absolutely anything into shiny quarters by repeatedly dropping it and picking it up! So basically you go to the first slot and spam E and R alternatively and wallah! It magically becomes a shiny quarter! Now, I can use it on soda machines. >:)
Can't wait to do the 666 ending now! ⛧ :D ⛧
However, you MUST patch this up. If anyone knows they're absolutely with 100% certainty going to decide to go and thwart Viktor using this exploit. Which is absolutely everybody reading this comment, so, prepare to have a flock of illiterate math experts coming your way.
Oh, and, you should focus on the long-term advancements before all the minor tweaks and buffs. This is to help ensure the community stays...
oh wait, we have Discord, don't we?
Oh yeah, I was just like "peace out" because you all were annoying me a lot about all of...t h a t . (to tell you the truth I'm tempted to just nip in and check all the channels out of curiosity because I imagine all the discussions everyone's been having are on there)
Anyway, just generally it would be better if you balanced minor and major updates. I think you should basically just get the History level complete before you start doing all the little enhancements again. Also, to keep new people interested in the game I recommend you make an indication that Math isn't the only level by having unaccessible levels labelled "locked". Might be a small indication it's not only a Baldi's Basics fan-game.
OH MY GOSH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOL sorry I nearly choked *sigh*
It's just way too dumb to watch Alice repeatedly teleport because for some reason she puts teleporting over catching you.
When you realise mrdrnose is with high dedication continuing to develop a massive game with tons of horrific secrets and only expects in return the odd, small donation here and there, and yet...
Despite the full game being barely started, there's already official merchandise for Baldi's Basics since it's so popular, mystman12 decided to make a full game of it and got more than $60,000 in return during a Kickstarter and is, I imagine, barely going the pace mrdrnose is going (although it's kind of somewhat halted now) to make his game as best as he can even though he quit his job (and to make things more unfair, MIX UP GAMERS has more than 24 entire hours of streaming just this game, when I bet someone gonna speedrun the full game of Baldi's Basics is gonna have a video quite less than an hour long!) while this game has been pretty much completely missed since most people didn't have the sense to check the numerous updates mrdrnose has been providing and/or came too early to see what mrdrnose would do to it, on top of the fact that this game can't possibly have as large a community as Baldi's Basics because of the way the game contents loudnoisesfastbrighteninglightsviolenceswearingoffensivelanguageweirdspeechweirdenglishcrookedphotoshophighpolysupermegahdgraphicsandspookymoments Not to mention repeated instances of visible gore, horrifying weird paintings, MINOR NUDITY AND, AND,
AS A SERIOUS ITEM IN THE GAME, REPULSING SMALL CHILDREN who've never got to it because it's quite difficult to reach History AND KIND OF, like, I don't know, mocking (for a lack of a better term because I was too lazy to search Google) the Baldi's Basics community! Which it hasn't done yet because barely anyone goes to the History level because it's so hard to get there and you already have nightmares trying to listen in a level where you either get ear-raped or dropped to the ground because someone stupid killed you (and even most people don't get that far, because the only people who've played the newer versions have like way less than 100,000 subscribers, because the big people who've played the game played it when it was old and sucked so everyone missed out on what the game will be like) - which is what even makes the game great (except for all the sexsexagintasescentacontent), because it's both deep and over-the-top (BTW I tried to look up why Baldi's Basics got so popular and seriously, being born just 2 years before Sonic '06, I have NO idea what's so captivating about 90's edutainment games.), and yet mrdrnose can barely get anything in return because now most people have just seen it as a rip-off of Baldi when only like 100 people stuck around to see how original it was compared with Baldi (as a fan-game - Baldi's Basics is practically 99% original and authentic) so now there's only like 100 people sticking around, which is enhanced by the fact that mrdrnose can't balance game development and social media - and he can't even sell parts of the game or anything because it's taken too much copyrighted music and even got MIX UP GAMERS a copyright warning because it just had to take every variation of Overture to the Sun it could get it's limbs on because that's by now just the thing that makes Advanced Education feel like Advanced Education.
When you realise all that...
I'm just thinking...
P.S.1. I really.
Want Micah McGonigal to play this game for himself (to the point of seeing the Bunker and glimpsing the History level, but also quickly so he has time to make his game) quite a while before the full version of Baldi's Basics is released (also with a mature audience warning or something if he's gonna share it). That way he can see what this game is "compared" (and I don't like that term since it makes one game look better than the other) with Baldi's Basics when he's making it and more people will know about this game.
P.S.2. Oh yeah, PhuCatGeek still didn't get around to AEWVS. He forgot again.
I believe quite the contrary, my dear user, I think it is YOU who is the real loser here. I feel quite like you're the one missing out here, and all your attempts to try to make us appear all lower than you, a dedicated fan of Baldi's Basics, have been fruitless.
(BTW, did I guess right about what makes AEWVS not good compared with BBIEAL?)
Also, I feel neutral about AEWVS and BBIEAL, can't we all be?
Ah, but not all elements.
Also at this point it's impossible for you to make the universe last long enough for you to impale yourself that many times, even at 666 times per planck time.
Also I forgot, you may as well put radioactive feces in the vat for good measure.