1. Upon sinning Christians usually try to fix their actions or learn from their mistakes, sincerely trying their best to do good even though they're fools.
2. No-one's gonna recognise you as Viktor Strobovski, and the one person that by little chance passes you by and does will probably think you're a moron. Especially for picking such an unpopular character since nobody around you will get the joke (and we all know how they're ruined when explained).
Also Pluto, you really need to be gutsy. Like the one time I got SO angry that I decided to go on a killing spree with a knife but didn't end up killing anyone before I found myself calmed down in the mental ward. Like, don't be a little pussy. Be a little rebel.