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Haha! You're ridiculous! It's only a good RPG if other people believe you are a Space Kaiju Alpaca Mobster Boss.

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On a spiritual level, are we not all Space Kaiju Alpaca Mobster Bosses?

We exist in space. Some space is thicker than others, and space overlaps with each other, and humans stretch through time-space, gravity-space, electromagnetic-space, and even  hyperspace. We are the Kaiju of the ant. The overgrown ape toying with our playset in that tyrant Nature's garden. And in this garden, the white roses, they are the red roses, as white is composed of red, and the garden melds together in this way into a burst of shimmering light. Then it wanders, like the brave Alpaca, through the Andes and Himilayas ad across the peaks of metaphor-space, taunting us to come forward and ride with us. To do so, we form cults of territory and personality. We pass collective judgement, as a Mob. Our mob is sacred. Sacred items require guardians. Guardianship is not to be taken lightly, but we are not light creatures. Indeed, kaiju alpacas are among the heaviest land animals taken by species. We occupy our own space-thought-time, a sexydimensional arena where we are both boss and employee, fired for doing shrooms.

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I thought I'd think on this a few days, but sober or not, this is still to deep for me. I think I'll go wreck a solar system.

Haha!

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On a spiritual level, what is sobriety?

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