Toby: *his whole entire arm twitches* t-t-t-t-thanks i g-g-guess
Kitten: *meowing with happiness*
i have to go, see you tomorrow!
cya
Toby: *vibin*
Para: *my kitty!!*
(the kitten is zalgofied, btw)
albino: awwe, how cute! are we going to bring it with us as well?
Para: ...wait, *smiff* okay somebody bit this kitty, *gets Lazari*
Lazari: i didnt bite it i swear!!!!
Para: then who did?
Lazari: it was prolly Zoe or Dante
Albino: or maybe... it was like this all along?
Para: i mean....that means dad......f*cked a cat, for lack of better words
(uh yeah, only 2 was to be a Zalgiod: 1 get mutated. 2. be a child of Zalgo himself)
Lazari: *throws up*
... oh... oh god...
Para: *nods*
yep.
Lazari: *realizes how babies exist*
... WHY DID I TYPED THAT-
