Para: i mean....that means dad......f*cked a cat, for lack of better words
(uh yeah, only 2 was to be a Zalgiod: 1 get mutated. 2. be a child of Zalgo himself)
Lazari: *throws up*
... oh... oh god...
Para: *nods*
yep.
Lazari: *realizes how babies exist*
... WHY DID I TYPED THAT-
Para: i dunno magic narrator person
Lazari:....so thats what BEN means when he asks if i want to play with his joystick......hang on ima gonna have to eat BEN now
anywae back to albino:
Albino: NONONONOONO! t-that's not what i-i meant by that! *she covers her face in embarrassment*
Para: *shrugs* idfk if thats what happened anyways, i dont....uh im not into that if ya know what i mean
Lazari: *comes back with a bleeding BEN*
BEN: LAZARI LET ME GO!!!!
Lazari: bruh no
-Toffita is just chilling in the corner*
Para: *trying to figure out how this cat is even alive*
Lazari: *rips BENs arm off and starts eating it*
BEN: *one part of him likes pain, and the other is normal...i mean like idfk u kno what i mean*
Toffita: *notices Lazari* *waving at her*
