Para: ...wait, *smiff* okay somebody bit this kitty, *gets Lazari*
Lazari: i didnt bite it i swear!!!!
Para: then who did?
Lazari: it was prolly Zoe or Dante
Albino: or maybe... it was like this all along?
Para: i mean....that means dad......f*cked a cat, for lack of better words
(uh yeah, only 2 was to be a Zalgiod: 1 get mutated. 2. be a child of Zalgo himself)
Lazari: *throws up*
... oh... oh god...
Para: *nods*
yep.
Lazari: *realizes how babies exist*
... WHY DID I TYPED THAT-
Para: i dunno magic narrator person
Lazari:....so thats what BEN means when he asks if i want to play with his joystick......hang on ima gonna have to eat BEN now
anywae back to albino:
Albino: NONONONOONO! t-that's not what i-i meant by that! *she covers her face in embarrassment*
Para: *shrugs* idfk if thats what happened anyways, i dont....uh im not into that if ya know what i mean
Lazari: *comes back with a bleeding BEN*
BEN: LAZARI LET ME GO!!!!
Lazari: bruh no
-Toffita is just chilling in the corner*
