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(Disembodied Human Description Voice)


Name: Julius Caesar

Favorite color: GOLD!!

Age: 55

Occupation: Emperor


(Commentatron 2.0) It seems that this human used to be an Emperor... did he rule over all of the humans?

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) his other favorite color is purple and he was Emperor over most of the humans a while ago. He has a form of human birth named after him

(The Emperor) ... *totally kind of jelly* Hah, inferior Emperor, it must not be as perfect as me!

(The Emperor 2.0) Gentleman, would you mind leaving my throne?

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) oh, snap. !bet emperor2 10

(The Emperor 2.0) *absolutely destroys The Emperor and takes the throne* MUAHAHAHAH! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR! As my name says... duh.

(Garbage Bot) wow this is a lot of garbage I am so happy

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) *sobs* WHAT ABOUT THE SHINY NEON BACK HIP PLATE?!?!?!?!?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(The Emperor 2.0) *shows an even shinier neon back hip plate* I have one of those!


(Commentatron 2.0) WHOA!!! SO SHINY!!! And also, Analysis-Bot! You didn't tell me you installed artificial tear generators!

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) Indeed. I also got ARMS AND LEGS!!!!!!

(The Emperor 2.0) *blasts Analysis-Bot's limbs off* NOPE!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING THROUGH KILLING YOUR OWN CLONES AND TRY TO KILL ME AGAIN!

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) dang... hey, upgrade bot?