(Disembodied Human Description Voice)
Name: Julius Caesar
Favorite color: GOLD!!
(Commentatron 2.0) It seems that this human used to be an Emperor... did he rule over all of the humans?
(Analysis-Bot 2.0) his other favorite color is purple and he was Emperor over most of the humans a while ago. He has a form of human birth named after him
(The Emperor) ... *totally kind of jelly* Hah, inferior Emperor, it must not be as perfect as me!
(The Emperor 2.0) Gentleman, would you mind leaving my throne?
(Analysis-Bot 2.0) oh, snap. !bet emperor2 10
(The Emperor 2.0) *absolutely destroys The Emperor and takes the throne* MUAHAHAHAH! I AM THE NEW EMPEROR! As my name says... duh.
(Garbage Bot) wow this is a lot of garbage I am so happy
(Analysis-Bot 2.0) *sobs* WHAT ABOUT THE SHINY NEON BACK HIP PLATE?!?!?!?!?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Emperor 2.0) *shows an even shinier neon back hip plate* I have one of those!
(Commentatron 2.0) WHOA!!! SO SHINY!!! And also, Analysis-Bot! You didn't tell me you installed artificial tear generators!