(Emperor) I said...

KILL HIM!!!!!

(Doppelgänger) *copies Emperor and smashes Analysis-Bot #43*

AND THEN KILL COMMENTATRON FOR EVEN SUGGESTING SUCH A RIDICULOUS THING!!!!!!!

(Commentatron) Ummm... who is the third best Commentatron?

(Commentatron #22) It's me, I'm also the most humble one.

(Emperor) then you take over after Commentatron gets destroyed... now!

(Analysis-Bot #6) It's me! I also wrote comics about your great life, Emperor!

Good luck, here's most of the fanfic that precluded this topic =P

here's a link to the topic that this part came from

May the Emperor bless us, that a Jetpack Hammer Robot isn't created.

PS Plz

PPS Purdy plz

PPPS This is your coment, cogito, I find it funny

PPPPS Don't nerf the hammer

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(Commentatron) Erik! Create a JetHammer Bot right now, or you'll receive the Hopper treatment!

(Analysis-Bot) I am unfamiliar with the "Hopper" treatment. please elaborate Commentatron

(Commentatron) It's simple, Analysis-Bot, we lock the human in a room, and put a Hopper inside that room, then, the Hopper tries to bite the human's face off,

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here's a link to the topic that this part came from

(Commentatron) Humans fighting against more humans? It will be a great marketing campaing... I mean, I'm not only here to make money, I also want to see humans die, but, humans versus humans, I'd pay for that!

(Emperor) But it will drain the human minds quicker, foolish commentator!

(Commentatron) We could just go to another human settlement, we are almost discovering the human home planet!

(Analysis-Bot) I thought that the Vogons blew their planet up to make way for a hyperspace bypass...

(Commentatron) Ummm... no, those were the Martians

(Analysis-Bot) I was pretty sure that it was the Vogons. see The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

(Commentatron) *grabs the book* You do know this is a ficticional human story, right?

(Analysis-Bot #42) you do know that we are also fictional, right?

(Commentatron) .......

REALITY ERROR! REALITY ERROR! R34L1TY 3RR0R!

(Emperor) O.O

ANALYSIS-BOT #42 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?!? GARBAGE BOTS, DISPOSE OF HIM IMMEDIATELY!

(Commentatron #69) Well, I am the second best Commentatron, so I'll replace him...

(Commentatron) *catches on fire, and releases sparks*

(Emperor) in the confusion, the human got away!!!

this is YOUR fault, Analysis-Bot!

(Analysis Bot #42) I think the human was faulty anyways, sooooo... there is no problem, right?

(Analysis-Bot #43) *Laser*

(Analysis-Bot #43) *Takes out hammer and kills Analysis-Bot #42*

(Analysis-Bot #7) Oh dear, such brutality....

I LOVE IT!

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just adding this to the precluding fanfic, it is vital to understanding the top of this topic, for it is what comes directly before it... I think, idk. it's all very confusing, even to me :D oh, and here's a link to the topic that this came from

Also, tell me there isn't a Jetpack variant of it.

PS: Please

PPS: Purdy please

PPPS: Actually, a Jetpack hammer robot would be challenging

just a jetpack bot is challenging xD

(Commentatron) But more human deaths means more Credits, I mean, more fun, and the Credits to buy a new Human Analyser for you, Analysis-Bot.

(Analysis-Bot) do you mean a human analizer?!?!?!? computing... ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!

(Commentatron) You'll not be replaced, we'll only remove half of your internal systems and replace them by a more advanced one... you'll be the same, but you'll be a better version, all of your clones have it!

(Analysis-Bot) my... my clones? but I am the best version

(Commentatron) Actually, it's Analysis-Bot #43 that is the best one, and #32 can make Robocinno

(Analysis-Bot #42) what is Robocinno?

(Commentatron) It's the robotic version of capucinno, it's a type of coffee beverage

(Analysis-Bot #42) sounds refreshing

(Analysis-Bot #42) sounds refreshing

(Emperor) Hah! Robocinno is for the weaklings, I'd rather have Circuit Wine

so... at this point, another line of fanfic mixed in, and Analysis-Bot #42 was killed (see post above this one)

(Analysis-Bot #43) me too, now that I am the best version

(Commentatron) Oh, I was on original Commentatron's respected disposal, I am now the best Commentatron

(Emperor) and since I am the best ROBOT, that leaves one question: who is -was- the best human?

mm... it's that Erik guy that's helping us to create new weapons, and robots, and we've restrained him by keeping some Hoppers close to him, so he doesn't have any robot threatening ideas

What about that Jonathan person who helps make sure that the weapons, upgrades, and robots work correctly?

(Commentatron) Yeah, maybe it's a tie, like with the Emperor and Analysis-Bot #43

(Emperor) Kill him

(Commentatron) *does a whistle like sound, a black goo gets near him*

(Doppelgänger) What should I copy?

(Commentatron) Copy the Emperor, and kill the blue Analysis-Bot