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Ughhh. Thick Shorty simulator. 

The story in this one, is actually kind of interesting.  Still as batsh*t craycray as most AVNs, but I was jiving with it. 

But the girls?  Even before we talk about the gameplay, graphics, or style, we need to talk about the girls. 

Any good? 

No. I was suffering through them for the story. 

MOST of them, are plain, or have some weird element, like too round face and eyes too wide apart, or close together, or too high up, or too low....  and even the girls who DO NOT, are ALL thicc shorties. 

There is just, I would say, maybe six girls of worth in this game. 

A reporter who is a sweetheart, helps you out, but you never get to doonty. 

A Heiress daughter you DO get to ... er.. do.. a lot... but with consequences. 

A federal agent who OWES YOU BIG for literally putting you life on the line, but gives you nothing. 

A photographer who is IMHO the HOTTEST girl in the game, you get ONE taste of, then are told NEVER AGAIN. 

A Cafe owner who is Bi, but has forsworn men, and is unattainable. 

A Trophy Wife Gold digger who turns out to be the ultimate villainess, who is crossing all kinds of taboo line with an idiot, but apparently HATES you. 

A PA who is perhaps close to the hottest in the game, just maybe tad below her.... who spends the entire game PREGNANT, and you have to choose if you want to doont her like that, or never. 

In other words.... you are given a bevvy of thicc shorties, with weird looks, to doonty time with.... but are starved of the still slightly thick, but less short, sexy looker, except in one instance. 

If thicc shorties of... unique.. looks are your jam... this game is gonna be great for you.  

If you prefer some variation, and love games which give you the waif waifu, the long lean pole vaulter type machine, the Flo-Jo Oxygen Magazine Cover girl athletic hotty with 'thews' (such a great word) the big bad Amazonia, the the Muscle Barbie Slim BB lady, and the glorious SSS tier of them all the barbie bodies, bubble butted, bigly boobied, botox bee-stung featured Bimbo....  then it is TUMBLE WEED and DUST SWIRLS here. 

Also... there is ONLY ONE BOOB SIZE for ALL girls... if you like Scoreland silicon mountains, or want some repping the itty bitty titty committee... NOPE. 

That alone means, tbh, this is likely the first game of this kind where I actually liked the story enough to care... but will NOT bother see through when future updates come along. At least unless there is some new girls, or the girls that are pretty cute that ARE in the game become accessible... and NOT pregnant. 


Subjective as my tastes are... they do inform me... and I cannot give more than 3/5 for this one... and that is JUST for the STORY. 

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u need to go outside sometimes, see the life outside of the screen 

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How do you know if I can? Perhaps I cannot? 

If this is all you are capable of contributing to the discussion, I would say you need to go anywhere there is people, and meet some, and get some social skills, in the hopes of improving your capacity for communication abilities. Which at the moment, from the evidence, are sorely, sorely, lacking. 

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seriously, go outside I beg

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No you. 

I would agree however, I would add open more lines to other women and/or spread out the sexual scenes. In the middle of the game play its gets extremely dry. Story drags on and on, lore dump galore then copious amts of sexual stuff is  suddenly there. 


Kira I never got to touch, Amy had a favor done for them which fkn sucked bc her and the assistant were both the hottest ones. And Laura, really.. that's who you picked for the big reveal. Anyways, most of them are the same body type which is ok but at the same time... the ones you could fuck - used up women, cumdumps, or were actively attempting to end you. Srsly, you also tried to scumbag the MC but only gave morally good choices to him via game play. Huh? 

I may do a play through again, perhaps I'm missing some bits but I only have 10 scenes locked. If you haven't played it and have already play some of the higher rated games - play it but keep your expectations in line. Story was solid and I will say it stayed strong for most of the game compared to others that get their story chopped and sometimes makes no sense. I mainly have a problem with the women selection and how I couldn't touch the decent ones.

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Precisely. 

As I said, for me, the hottest women in the game, are ones you cant shag... well except Tiffany and Carol... but Tiffany Fun Fun times, has consequences.... and Carol spends the whole game fattened up and preggo. 

You do not get to even hook up with the others.. well what's her name... Jenny.. ONCE, and then she says "BTW, NEVER AGAIN"... like WTF dude... and the reporter, and the writer girl, and Ms Agent, and Step-mom Badddie.... all totally more F-able than the other choices... are just off the table? 

Nah... F-ing Ugly is acceptable in a world were everyone is a pig-beast... but you lay out the hotties... then make us go uggos? 

Is this a masochism simulator or something? 

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Mate you just saved me from downloading this game after reading this.

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Glad I could help. Unless you have run out of all other AVN options here and on Steam, and are desperate for something, whilst waiting for something you love to get an update or some such... this might not be the best game unless you are in to thicc shorties. 

mmmmmm thick shorties all you need to do is roll them in flour to find the wet spots 🤤

And hope it's the right one. 

you need to touch grass sometimes

I do. 

I touch grass.... I go for a 5km walk every day, play Volleyball in my local Mixed League weekly (won our division this year, go me), garden and lawn tend bi weekly for the sick elderly mother I am full time carer for, as well take care of all shopping, appointments and household duties, whilst also being around 380,000 words/700+ pages in to my first attempt at writing a novel, and keeping my friendships and relationship both working by all the little social things we do as humans, to foster productive connections in interpersonal relationships. BBQs, Dates, Coffees, meeting for lunches and all that jazz. 

I live life. You know that that is right? You must do, you know what grass is, so that is a start. 

When I am awake, alone, late at night, however, I do not play my PS5, or get on something hot on my PC Master Race gaming rig.... I play AVNs..

I played THIS AVN. 

I was invited by the site to rate and review the game, when downloading another game. 

I did. 

I decided to write my thoughts in the comments too though, so people can see them. 

Then some nobody came along and made a pointless comment, because they seemingly had nothing better to do. 

That was you BTW.

Which one of us really needs to touch the grass sometimes I wonder? Hmmmm. 

And you still have time to write all this rant ?

Congratulations !

If you think this is a rant, you are somewhat lacking in communication skills. 

Someone implied I spend so much time on this game, I need go out 'Smell the Roses" so to speak... it is a cheap line, employed the ignorant, who have nothing of value to contribute, yet I gave it a measured and considered reply anyway. 

One should be gracious to the less fortunate, after all. Which by the way, is why I am giving you a genuine and considered reply. 

I know your reading comprehension may be lacking, or so seems the case with your reply, but I will show you compassion. Just try not to be so negative towards others, it is damaging on the soul. 

I have no desire to get into this troll battle, but if you are so genuinely interested, let me be blunt: speaking for myself, the way you talk about all the women in this game are offensive. I don't care how perfect you and your relationships are, you come across as a condescending, entitled jerk. I fully agree that you are welcome to your taste and opinion,  but your contemptuous attitude and belief that yours is the only opinion that matters is obnoxious. 

Review? Okay. Demand -- or "recommend " -- that someone should change their work and vision to suit your preferences? Make your own game.

I am not demanding anything. 

I am simply expressing the same opinion MANY have expressed, that the women in this game... and game of SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION, which all AVNs ARE, intentional or NOT, are not actually that objectifiable, and certainly NOT objects of desire. 

 This game does not intend to be  an "Average Thick Shorty Sex Simulator", the narrative thoughts of the MC at times, suggest the Dev, and the writer, genuinely thinks the women are sexually attractive. Taste is subjective, but it was definitely obvious that this was NOT considered so, for many people. Some Beauty Standards are unfair, unattainable, but also eternal... and by many of the Western World's, these women are 'average' at best. You accuse me of trolling? If I was suspicious a man, I might think the Dev was with women this munted. 

Contemptuous? I hold no contempt towards the game or dev. 

But I AM entitled.... entitled to rate and review this game, and make comment upon it. Which I have done. Wholly justifiably. 

As for recommendation, well AGAIN, I am WHOLLY entitled to declare that I, as someone who played the game, would or would NOT recommend it. Simple as that. You might not like it, but tough, get over it. 

White Knighting does not suit you. 

What a waste of energy : writing this rather than looking for a game that appeals you...

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I played the game. I have views on the game, the site prompted me repeatedly to rate and review this game, every time I got to rate another game, on the right, there's a list of games I have not yet done so for... this shows at the top, over and over, so I dealt with it. 

I then added my thought here, too, which I am entitled to do. 

Do not deign to tell me what is and is not a waste of my energy. Worry about how you spend you own, instead of White Knighting my comments on this game.