Ughhh. Thick Shorty simulator.
The story in this one, is actually kind of interesting. Still as batsh*t craycray as most AVNs, but I was jiving with it.
But the girls? Even before we talk about the gameplay, graphics, or style, we need to talk about the girls.
Any good?
No. I was suffering through them for the story.
MOST of them, are plain, or have some weird element, like too round face and eyes too wide apart, or close together, or too high up, or too low.... and even the girls who DO NOT, are ALL thicc shorties.
There is just, I would say, maybe six girls of worth in this game.
A reporter who is a sweetheart, helps you out, but you never get to doonty.
A Heiress daughter you DO get to ... er.. do.. a lot... but with consequences.
A federal agent who OWES YOU BIG for literally putting you life on the line, but gives you nothing.
A photographer who is IMHO the HOTTEST girl in the game, you get ONE taste of, then are told NEVER AGAIN.
A Cafe owner who is Bi, but has forsworn men, and is unattainable.
A Trophy Wife Gold digger who turns out to be the ultimate villainess, who is crossing all kinds of taboo line with an idiot, but apparently HATES you.
A PA who is perhaps close to the hottest in the game, just maybe tad below her.... who spends the entire game PREGNANT, and you have to choose if you want to doont her like that, or never.
In other words.... you are given a bevvy of thicc shorties, with weird looks, to doonty time with.... but are starved of the still slightly thick, but less short, sexy looker, except in one instance.
If thicc shorties of... unique.. looks are your jam... this game is gonna be great for you.
If you prefer some variation, and love games which give you the waif waifu, the long lean pole vaulter type machine, the Flo-Jo Oxygen Magazine Cover girl athletic hotty with 'thews' (such a great word) the big bad Amazonia, the the Muscle Barbie Slim BB lady, and the glorious SSS tier of them all the barbie bodies, bubble butted, bigly boobied, botox bee-stung featured Bimbo.... then it is TUMBLE WEED and DUST SWIRLS here.
Also... there is ONLY ONE BOOB SIZE for ALL girls... if you like Scoreland silicon mountains, or want some repping the itty bitty titty committee... NOPE.
That alone means, tbh, this is likely the first game of this kind where I actually liked the story enough to care... but will NOT bother see through when future updates come along. At least unless there is some new girls, or the girls that are pretty cute that ARE in the game become accessible... and NOT pregnant.
Subjective as my tastes are... they do inform me... and I cannot give more than 3/5 for this one... and that is JUST for the STORY.