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(Firefighter Bot) kick him down and take him out!

(PURGE Bot) *knocks Pyro down and does some sort of choke hold* KILL THIS HUMAN!

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) I have a better idea. someone please download a level from the experimental level editor!

(Commentatron 2.0) *downloads a level with only MK4 JetHammer Enforceptors. THOUSANDS of them* Now we watch the human die.

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) but wait... surely THAT many robots can't be good for the frame rate of viewers watching at home...

(The Emperor) THIS IS WAY TOO BORING! *fires a giant laser at Pyro Red* ugh... who's the next human?

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) Julius Caesar!

(Disembodied Human Description Voice)


Name: Julius Caesar

Favorite color: GOLD!!

Age: 55

Occupation: Emperor


(Commentatron 2.0) It seems that this human used to be an Emperor... did he rule over all of the humans?

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) his other favorite color is purple and he was Emperor over most of the humans a while ago. He has a form of human birth named after him

(The Emperor) ... *totally kind of jelly* Hah, inferior Emperor, it must not be as perfect as me!

(The Emperor 2.0) Gentleman, would you mind leaving my throne?