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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) fire... FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(DisembodiedHumanDescriptionVoice)

Name: Pyro Red


Favorite Color: Red


Age: 43


Occupation: Pyromaniac/Red Team Soldier

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) well, looks like THIS human wants to try the new KICK ONLY challenge!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Pyro Red) *grabs a flamethrower and sets fire to the entire arena* HA! HAHAHAHAHA!


(MK1 Robots) AHHHHHHH! WE DON'T LIKE THIS!!

(MK1 Sword Fighter) I-I don't even like to talk about that guy...


(MK1 Combat Archer) I wonder what kind of distorted thoughts that... thing has in its mind.

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) *tab* I want to take a picture of this!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Commentatron 2.0) *takes a picture of it and uploads to Analysis-Bot* Also, the whole arena is on fire.


(Crowdbots) AHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK!!! HELP HELP!!!


(Pyro Red) *grabs an axe and shoves it into one of the robots' head* HA! HAHAHAHA! *locks the door to leave the arena with the axe and sets fire to the Crowdbots* HAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!


(SWARobot) ACGHK! MY TEAM IS DOWN, REQUESTING PURGE IMMEDIATE- *gets impaled in the back by the axe*


(Primary Urgency Robot Galactical Enforcement, or PURGE, Spaceship) Target locked! Initiate purge! *charges up a laser beam*


(The Emperor) Good thing we have these forcefields... this is kind of entertaining.

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) SOMEONE GET THE ORCANEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Orcaneer) *jumps out of water* GROAAAAAAR!!! *gets instantly burned down*


(Commentatron 2.0) I guess the PURGE will have to do... CALL THE FIREFIGHTER BOTS!!

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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Firefighter Bot) kick him down and take him out!

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EnderWitherX7 years ago

(PURGE Bot) *knocks Pyro down and does some sort of choke hold* KILL THIS HUMAN!

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