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cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) well, guess we better bring out the new experimental kickbots for this one!

EnderWitherX7 years ago

(EnderWitherX) Wait, this is the human I controlled to get to level 103!

(About 5 hours later)

(Damien Carrol) *gets hit by MK3 Hammer Enforcer on fire island*

cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot) this score will be hard for other humans to beat

EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Commentatron) Alright, the next human wants to execute the Inferno Challenge.

(Human in the storage) No I don't...

(RobotAssemblyBot) Human mind selected.

cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot) fire... FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) fire... FFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EnderWitherX7 years ago

(DisembodiedHumanDescriptionVoice)

Name: Pyro Red

Favorite Color: Red

Age: 43

Occupation: Pyromaniac/Red Team Soldier

cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) well, looks like THIS human wants to try the new KICK ONLY challenge!

EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Pyro Red) *grabs a flamethrower and sets fire to the entire arena* HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

(MK1 Robots) AHHHHHHH! WE DON'T LIKE THIS!!

(MK1 Sword Fighter) I-I don't even like to talk about that guy...

(MK1 Combat Archer) I wonder what kind of distorted thoughts that... thing has in its mind.

cogitoergosum8157 years ago

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) *tab* I want to take a picture of this!

EnderWitherX7 years ago

(Commentatron 2.0) *takes a picture of it and uploads to Analysis-Bot* Also, the whole arena is on fire.

(Crowdbots) AHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK!!! HELP HELP!!!

(Pyro Red) *grabs an axe and shoves it into one of the robots' head* HA! HAHAHAHA! *locks the door to leave the arena with the axe and sets fire to the Crowdbots* HAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

(SWARobot) ACGHK! MY TEAM IS DOWN, REQUESTING PURGE IMMEDIATE- *gets impaled in the back by the axe*

(Primary Urgency Robot Galactical Enforcement, or PURGE, Spaceship) Target locked! Initiate purge! *charges up a laser beam*

(The Emperor) Good thing we have these forcefields... this is kind of entertaining.

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