Great job submitting a game! The simple story and the way the intro hits was pretty hilarious. The floaty feeling movement provided some interesting gameplay in what would normally be a simple endless runner. The hitboxes don't seem to be very precise. That paired with the fact that sometimes enemies spawn in a way you can't evade them makes it pretty frustrating to play. Love the music, it got stuck in my head. Thanks for participating! 
Best score: 54.42

I feel bad nobody likes Ted! I included it in my Nokia 3310 Jam 4 compilation video series, if you’d like to take a look. :)

Cool game. I like the little intro that describes the story and controls. It's pretty satisfying running around and squeezing into the gaps between obstacles. I feel like some of the hit boxes could be a tad smaller though.

My best score was 53.47

I got to a distance of 22 before a squiggly thing I was above went from the bottom of the road into the middle, making it completely impossible to avoid.

Please don't use fullscreen mode if you aren't going to give an in-game way to quit. Alt-f4 isn't a crutch.