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A jam submission

I'm not qualified to perform portal surgery on the president, but I'll do it anyways!View game page

Will you be able to save the president after all his organs mysteriously disappear?
Submitted by JonaTerra — 8 minutes, 25 seconds before the deadline
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I'm not qualified to perform portal surgery on the president, but I'll do it anyways!'s itch.io page

Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Theme#24.5334.533
Audio#23.8003.800
Overall#43.7873.787
Fun#53.6673.667
Visuals#83.6003.600
Gameplay#113.3333.333

Ranked from 15 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

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Submitted

EWW, WHAT GAS STATION SUSHI DID MR. PRESIDENT EAT!!

Submitted

The theme fits realy good in this game and the gameplay is special. The only disadvantage in this game is, that for new player this game would be maybe a bit too hard.

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Submitted

Really liked it! The story was fun (wish there was a way to set text spawn speed to x4 😄), and I really enjoyed the mechanics.
The music was also nice. Well done!

Submitted

Fun little platformer, wish the story scrolled by a little faster but all in all, fun mechanic and reminds me of swapper in the type of puzzle!

Submitted

Brilliant! Especially loved the scene transition and story. I'm not very good at platformers, so couldn't get past the intestines stage (but that's a me problem!)

Submitted

Love the story, the narrator taking a call got me to chuckle
Secret text woot woot!

Submitted

It's a little crazy.

HostSubmitted (2 edits)

This game is hard! Well done with it! I'd rather a bigger viewport, that's all.

Submitted

Fantastic, the music choice is BUMPING, the art is crisp, and the story is so dry and sarcastic, I love it.  The gameplay is super clean so far. The Intestine is a nice mix of normal and portal-based platforming. Nice work!

Submitted

This is really fun, I wish it went longer! The menu is incredibly polished, the music choices fit, and the pixel art looks clean. If I can nitpick, I wish that the text crawl in the intro was a little faster, and I wish that the portals were faster to open/close. I know this because there was a bug where every once in a while I'd get a couple of seconds of instantly teleporting to where I click, and the platforming was way more fun when the bug was active. A health bar would also be nice.

Submitted (1 edit)

Love the sense of humor! Having an option to speed up the text would be nice  

Submitted

fun game good art style