I like the concept, and in a fully-fleshed out game I'd love there to be an increase of difficulty. Just figuring what the things are and what to do with them is hard enough without having them also happening on the other side of the screen at the same time. Would definitely like to see it ramp up. First, with things alternating between halves of the screen so you can get a handle on what you're supposed to be doing on each side, then you can have things happening all at once. 

Awesome, awesome, awesome. Very challenging, lovely graphics (a little pat on my back right there). I esspecially like the penalties and the glitching effect when you get things wrong. The humor in the description is also great.

Loved the asthetic, music, and most of all how my irl brain hurt when i messed up in the game too much.  Solid humor in the writing, and an all-in-all good time