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A jam submission

Tank Goodness!View game page

HURT ME DADDY! (Original Build had a glitch that locked the Main Menu. Fixed version is in the description)
Submitted by The Quiet Men — 1 minute, 13 seconds before the deadline
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CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Incorporation of Vile Ingredients#141.9492.333
Fun Despite Itself#141.5591.867

Ranked from 15 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

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With the fixes you put in I managed to get to the end! Driving up the big Randy Old Man is pretty cool, and the ending racetrack is great fun. The controls actually felt great once I wasn't on the crazy man terrain.


We're glad you were able to make it to the end, hope you had a wonderfully vile time! Thanks again for bringing the glitch to our attention. 


When I played this with a 360 controller the start button was accelerate and it was excruciating, so I'm glad I read your notes here. Everything went much smoother with a PS4 controller (and learning to just mash the absorb button). That final boss sequence rules


Hi Kyle! Glad you liked the boss fight, it took a whole lot of time to get right,  but was totally worth it. All we had during development was a ps4 controller, so we had no idea it would be so strange to play with Xbox controllers. Still, glad you were able to enjoy it! 


Hey everyone, the original game we uploaded, had a glitch in it that locked the main menu. We didn't notice until after we submitted. The working game is now just titled "Tank Goodness!" above. the old one was marked as broken. We're very sorry for not realizing this error sooner, but we hope that you'll still give the updated version a chance. (Even though it was fixed after the deadline).